Fawzo

...then Darth Vader showed up with a new Kryptonite Light Saber and forced Superman to hand over the golden pencil box and Lois. Darth Vader took the two of them to a galaxy far far away in the..

..Rosie began beating the crap out of Superman until Donald Trump jumped on stage with a..

.Rosie O'Donnel ran on the stage with a weed wacker and snipped...

..Lois Lane had climbed to the top of the speaker tower to get an unobstructed view of the show when a rusted i-beam gave way sending her hurtling to the ground...

I wish for the best for his family and friends as your friend now awakens on the other side of the veil. May his legacy of caring and love continue to grow through his family and friends.

..so that Pee Wee could handle any of the hard obstacles that would arise and..

..because Bush and Cheney got lost in the dark and got locked into a secret time capsule that couldn't be opened unil the year 2050 and Condoleza Rice declared...

Thanks folks! I'm another year older but w.............what was I going to say?

..a meteorite crashes into a Duncan Donuts across the street and Godzilla rises from the stack of wrecked police cruisers and donuts and begins to..

..pineapples and Pygmys with..

..added a twist of lemon and downed the whole concoction. He then started metamorphosing into a giant green..

..a big purple dinosaur who all the small children loved. Which caused the bartender to pull out a gun and..

Do you mean start a new topic? If so theres a New Topic tab up in the right corner of a threads page.

..take over the group they were expeled from the People's Political Party for the Perpetuation of Prewashed Polyester Purple Pleated Pants. All the members of the splinter group from the 9P's had a lisp which casued them to spit excessively and so they were told...

..Oprah hoping she would back them and their political party The....

..cotton candy and a case of Budwiser as they are headed to a Super Bowl Kids Party and they want..

..unicycle. I need to get to Modesto Calironia because I know where the Golden Pencil Box is being kept..

..door handle and opened the door and found thrity clowns inside who told him "come on in there is plenty of room" to which he...

If I wasn't so shy I would add my thoughts The important thing in life isn't what happens to you but how you react to what happens to you.

My favorite part of the program was finding out Murphz wasn't an opinionless droid but actually seemed to be an intelligent, reasoning human. I thought it was a shame he doesn't have more input in the threads. Without video though I'm still a wee bit skeptical

.. apparently he took one too many knocks in the noggin and was...

Suppose stem cell research makes it so that people with money can live to be 150. The world is already over populated what kind of effect will it have upon the poor. Will it in effect be a slow death sentence for poorer nations if we extend life expectancy even farther?

..the Trix rabbit jumps out of the hole and grabs the bowl of Trix and gulps it down. After an enormous titanic burp from the rabbit the kids stop crying, the mother calms down and everyone notices that the womans bag has been tattered to shreds and destroyed but Fawzo's head is still fine. Then everyone notices the Golden Pencil Box had fallen out of her bag and...

..finally give that poor rabbit a whole box of Trix for his very own, but he notices..

..he had a brilliant idea. So he hops on his pogo sticks and starts hopping to...