Fawzo

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  1. .so drunk he was going to wreck the ice cream truck and there would be free ice cream. But actually JimBob was manuvering the truck to ..
  2. ... Good Humor ice cream truck and it was being driven by...
  3. ..yes it was the San Diego Chicken dressed as Heart of Fire to try and get Phil's DNA so that the evil...
  4. ....as Phil sat naked at his his kitchen table pouring honey over his breakfast of sardines, there was a knock at the door and it was..
  5. ..a fried squid, yam and peanut butter on rye. Which is the favorite sandwhich of..
  6. ..SifuPhil's cat shook with horror at that question, because he was allergic to fries and thats what made his hair fall out and his...
  7. Don't feel guilty you were doing oh so much better being naked!
  8. I liked the poem. But what if those screaming in the darkness wished to be screaming in the darkness, like those who like to ride rolercoasters and such. Then it could be possible that your light disturbed them and ruined their experience.
  9. ..wear pink tutus which the alligator snapped and tore off Fawzo, causing him to climb the nearest tree doing a Tarzan call, when suddenly SifuPhil and his band of hairless ninja cats showed up and they started to..
  10. ..way to tight Hooters outfit which caused it to...
  11. ...Bindi Irwin pounces on the Gators back and yells...
  12. ..suddenly SpongeBob Squarepants jumps out of the pond holding the golden pencil box Marty Nipplestein was seeking and right on Spongebob's heels was..
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  14. ...Scooby and Shaggy, who saw the story on the news and hopped in the Mystery Machine and headed to..
  15. ..and Paris Hilton. Nicole Ritchie and Lindsay Lohan will reveal the secrets of..
  16. And Colonel Klink had Schultz tie Dennis to a chair while Hogan was
  17. Then Dennis Rodman walked into the room with seven...
  18. ..until a giant foot descended from above and smashed the snot out of the Energizer Bunny and a loud voice from above said...
  19. But Superman was only wearing a red thong and his cape had ..
  20. Well depends on what kind of love he exhibited. In the Greek we have Phileo (brotherly love), Eros (erotic love) and Agape (selfless love). If we anthropomorphisize human love onto him anything is possible. If he is a God of agape love, as I believe, then your answer is no. He couldn't and wouldn't even reject those who hate, murder and even torture others.
  21. I'm reading "The Disappearance of the Universe" by Gary R. Renard It's an offshoot of "A Course in Miracles" by the Inner Peace Foundation
  22. Am I dense or am I missing the moral to this story? Is it "one can't be married and eat their akutaq too?"
  23. Thanks. I enjoyed the story. Now I'm wondering what character I play in it Insults are like bad gifts someone tries to hand you. If you accept them and make them yours you will be the one who experiences the effects. But if you are wise enough to say. 'No thank you, you can keep your gift" it can't have any effect on you.
  24. You're not equating the mind and the brain as the same thing in this statement are you? The rest I will ponder tomorrow at work.
  25. Nice post! Is the inner eye obscured on purpose or was it accidental , shall we say the original fall from grace. Is anything accidental for that matter?