Fawzo

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  1. Yes but they are words you used to display an emotional painting. Since you were the emotionee what was the inspiration for the piece of artwork please before my my circuits short!
  2. Ok I'm forcing the other side of my brain to start working more so I'm putting more effort into understanding some of the wonderful poetry I see posted here. Most the time I see everyone praising the pieces but I've been clueless to what the poems refer to. I gonna say this one is speaking of a Hand fasting? I do better with Dr. Zeuss
  3. ...by chance a Swiss Miss Vending machine stood 10 feet away but all he had was his lucky dollar. He decided to..
  4. ..so heartbroken Fawzo the Alpaca forgot about the mission, said goodbye to all his ULC friends and joined the group ABBA and toured europe until..
  5. When bathed in wisdom yes. Not everything should be accepted or even tolerated!!!
  6. Rev.Daniel got me interested in studying Paul more so I'm now reading "What Paul Meant" by Garry Willis 'Paul" by N.T. Wright
  7. Well theres like 6,644,000,000 people that I do not lie to at all
  8. Ah the scales have fallen from my eyes Master and now I see the light. Twas not a ball of wax at all but a beautiful cocoon and the Lovely Butterfly has been set free and will now float blissfully through life.
  9. ..he noticed one of the Scout Mothers carrying what looked like the real Sacred Golden Pencil Box into the Ladies Restroom so dressed as he was he entered the Ladies restroom and...
  10. ..put lipstick and eyshadow on him. He looked like a ...
  11. I would like to buy your pretty ball of wax except it melts when I hold it to the light and read this line in the story The master did not see the student again for a year. Finally, he came one day and the master inquired as to his progress. "I am just trying to live my life. As for progress, I couldn't care less! I am but a silly grasshopper maybe my Masters could enlighten more on this?
  12. .they noticed a very large.....note stapled to his superman thong. It read...
  13. The tell was in the very beginning unless you believe His Majesty keeps his Harem topless and outdoors. She was faithful to the end. Her skin, blemished over the years from constant exposure to the elements
  14. ..Kumbaya my Lord until he passed out and then a group of Scouts stripped him and robbed and he woke up wearing..
  15. ,, there was a Scout Jamboree going on and one of the Scout awards for just attending the Jamboree was a Golden Pencil box. There were thousands of Golden Pencil Boxes everywhere so Fawzo just sat on a fallen tree and wept until..
  16. The story leaves me with the felling that seeking progress is a waste of time and that we should accept everything as it is. But I can't accept that in my present state of mind. This would mean accepting slavery, war and even global warming and the deforestation of our planet as being perfect. A planet full of enlightened beings would not seek to change anything and without change would become stagnant. I would much rather see a story in which the initiate learned to accept that which he could not change as being perfect and to seek to change the things that he could. Thanks for the story.
  17. ...Fawzo became dazed and confused (more than usual that is ) and passed out. Waking up he found himself at...
  18. ..the Wacko from Wendys was stuffing a hot baked potato..
  19. Neither. The only things that have meaning to me are the things I project that meaning onto. The things I hold sacred are life and love. Texts and ceremonies I see as tools to help me focus and lead a life of love.
  20. ..but she blinked him into Dr. Bellows' office and Fawzo had to...
  21. ... 7 more wishes becuase if I wshed for endless wishes my Genie Felicity would...
  22. ...poof his second wish was granted and before him was a can containing the mutilated body parts of the Chef. Hmmm I have to be a little more specific with my wishes he thought as he grabbed a spoon and..
  23. ,,Ok I wish I had a giant Klondike bar right this second...
  24. Tonight it was Hormel Hot Chili with beans Actually ever since I was a little fuzzy fellow I thought I was going to wind up being a missionary. After contemplating the lack of the Chef and pizza in my diet if I followed my dream I had second thoughts and tried to be normal. Attempts at finding a lifelong female companion had the following outcomes. Peggy when I asked her to marry me she told me everything was too perfect and I was too nice and she felt I had a calling from God. Dawn - Ran in her house and cried and I didn't see her until three months later and by that tme I was going out with an evil hottie. Sharon - Stopped talking to me completely and ignored me. The weird thing is I have had other women tell me they felt I had something to do with God and I never use to talk about religion at all. Maybe its my halo or soemthing.
  25. ..beautiful female Genie named Felicity who says "My Lord thou hast freed me from the lantern. I shall grant thee three wishes. How may I please the?" to which Fawzo replies...