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and there is always ashmore's song from the Modesto Messiah http://stbenedictcatholic.org/music/kballad.mp3 which I still have on dvd.

You can get ordained into whatever you like. it might get wierd after a while thou. one group I wanted to join said I had to renounce my ULC ordination before taking me. wierd thou is they accepted my ULC training towards my catholic training.

there are several ways to handle this. 1. catholic way - carry a priest blessed crucifix of St Benedict with you. ask any priest. to bless it for you. He is known in catholic circles as the demon butt kicker. say his prayer when you need him. 2. wiccan way - do a bannishing ritual on the place with acetone. it disapates energy. basicly it's going in there and smashing thier energy matrix. supernatural things can't do a thing without thier energy. a after thought, If it's only really a thought form, you have a whole new ball game on your hands. do #1! I recommend number 1 thou. in number 1 God and St Benedict have your back. in number 2 it's up to you, you mess up and you are on your own.

Anna - Go with him - Arthur Alexander http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkWKJEBDKX4

I think they have to record the date and time you send them for ordinations.

are witches crafty?

Someone asked, "How do we know that rats are smarter than the average 2 year old child?" After a bit of contemplation, here's what I came up with: I honestly think this "intellect of a two year old" is supposed to apply to birds (because birds throw fits like a two year old) and not rats but there are some good cases for rats anyway: 1) Mazes - Rats will learn a maze by trial and error. Once learned, (thanks to marking), can repeat the maze with less or no error. 2) Depth perception - a 2 year old baby will fall off of a ledge if allowed to do so. A rat will sense the depth and, in most cases, if unable to sense that "below" is nearby, won't take the leap. 3) Learning through positive reinforcement - You can train a rat to do most anything (and, even if unaware, you do so every day). When you give a rat a treat, you are reinforcing a behavior. If the same behavior is reinforced regularly at the onset and intermittently further down the line, they will continue the behavior. COSI has rats playing basketball; I have rats who think they're a gaggle of geese ;O) 4) Learning through positive reinforcement II - A rat knows love...at least affection. A positive reinforcer needn't be a treat. A rat learns who is friend and who is foe and treats each accordingly. Much like a two year old...only less gnawing from the rat if you are "friend." 5) Learning through positive reinforcement III - It doesn't take much to potty train a rat. Not sure about a two year old, but it never looked quite as easy. 6) Responsiveness to stimuli - They react. They flinch. They hide. They cower. A two year old child won't necessarily know that a sharp loud noise is something to be afraid of -- a rat will. 7) Nourishment - They know what makes them feel bad and what made their mom feel bad and what made anyone in their colony feel bad. Silly enough, they sniff other rats' mouths and butts to find out what they ate - to determine what is good (tasty) and bad (poisonous, illness-inducing). They will retain this information. A two-year old depends totally on what those he trusts say is OK. 8) Persistence - A rat can swim for 72 hours straight (but the experiments that led to this discovery should have never happened). Humans, all of them, break down from stress much sooner than that. 9) Dependence upon the colony - Rats trust and depend on everyone in their colony. If they are cold, they snuggle up with or under another rat (two year olds depend on their colony as well, but they don't have the liberty or sense to seek warmth when needed). Outsiders are a different story - much like a two-year old. 10) Stashing - They (usually) remember where they stockpile their food. This is survival instinct. A two year old just burps the food. 11) Survival Instinct I - They exhibit caution (when exploring new territory, for example, they will venture out a small bit, return to "home base," go back out and venture further, return, and so forth. A two-year old will keep chugging along.) 12) Survival Instinct II - They know that if they exhibit signs of illness that, as prey animals, this will make them more susceptible to injury and/or death. They hide illness (but...since our guys are domesticated, this isn't so "smart" because we can't help them if we don't know they're ill). Two year olds just drool which is always sickening ;O) 13) Organizational skills - They develop organizational structures at an early age and stay in their place within that structure (usually) in order to benefit the group as a whole. At two, a child is testing and breaking the "structure" (The "No" years). 14) Hunger - If a rat is hungry he will find a way out of his cage by whatever means necessary and he will find food. Even baby rats around 2-3 weeks of age, if left without food, will find something and find a way to eat it. A two year old child will just cry and cry and cry and hope that someone hears. 15) Grooming - From 1 day of age, they know how to clean themselves. Your average (male) two year old won't know how to do this until he's 16.

err, I thought that was illegal these days.... lol

I just gotta be a Matza Man! http://stbenedictcatholic.org/flash/MotzaMan.swf

autom.com a sickcall stole has white on one side and purple on the other. I have gotten some good deals here too: http://www.zieglers.com/Scripts/default.asp plus wine and hosts, and mass cards.

ok.

I still have the 1964 book of roman ritual in pdf format if anyone wants a copy. it's around 3 megs so if you ask make sure your email will accept it. this is the roman catholic rite book from before vatican II

hmm, so is 6.66 is the price of the beast's lunch?

I sometimes work food service and here the health department requires some tests done on you. only way to get out of that is a note from a church leader saying it's against your religious beliefs. I just say I am a priest and refuse for these reasons. they have me sign a paper saying I was warned of what could happen and I understand this.

Nyquil? useless. when I get a flu or cold, I go buy a bottle of cheap booze, by the time the bottle is almost gone, so is the virus.

When I was ordained in the catholic tradition I was given the religious name, Benedict. because I love this saint the best. err, my gf seems to like calling me Fat Mass thou, all day thats all I hear, Get your fat mass up and take out the garbage....

It's way to hard to exercise demons, most of them have no rhythm....

oh yeah, thats good. and if they have any question in thier faith, or any mental problems, things should start getting really fun in thier lives after this. Why do you think the vatican made this rite HIDDEN? most "priests" just made things worse. magic is nothing to play with. if thier faith in Jesus wavers at all, they will go down hill very fast. addictions and lots more.

I had this at the health department. they said I had to have a hep and a teburkulosus test. hmm, some spelling huh? I said I refused on religious grounds. they sent me to the directors office, I showed them my id. the had me sign a paper saying I knew what I was doing. poof, handed my my health card. and to this day I have not been shot....

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I liked the MYTH series. How about the Spellsinger series? Jon Tom and Talea forever.

accually, we hand the couple the wedding certificate right there.

scary thing is, after they get your state paperwork, they don't even want to see your church paperwork. I offered to make copys of mine and they said no thanks. all they need is thier paperwork.... I could have had my brother fill out my papers.

yeah, like we really need more fat sweaty elvi...