BpCorey

I don't like those patches. they taste terrible and are hard to swallow. and everytime I fart it smells like old cigarettes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzmQpNS0GMA

man they are getting old now. most of them showed up to the mamma mia show we had here and one of the girls didn't show up. and they asked them to take a bow on the stage. the girl tripped walking up the stairs, then lost her shoe on the way down. and they still got a standing ovation.

I only smoke when I am on fire...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOkcyCS_aLs This is Red Shoe Sunday, if you want to hear it in english on youtube.

show us your witch crafts...

it's a hammond organ I got at a pawnshop. I like thier sound. I asked my gf to come over and play it and she hung up on me. at least she didn't get mad like when I wanted to show her my hairless rex cat last time.

I just like to sit by myself and play with my organ.

here come the organ jokes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MRf7DrWsBk

yeah, working for the church has great benefits, after you die. and being diabetic I hardly make enoght for my drugs let alone food. I am trying to teach myself a trade that would be in demand, i.e. 5.000.000 people and thier mothers are not doing it. I am learning vinyl and leather repair. managed to get everything I need to startup on easy credit payments. now just read the manual and watch the videos and practise until I can do it blindfolded. worse comes to worse I have to save to go to training in CA.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le-zZVJGfz8&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4c2ZrILrug http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QNd-nxpdWs&NR=1