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...then the phantom, in a booming voice meant to be heard by all characters, says to them the truth they all feared: "You are all merely the collective figment of the fruitfull and curbless imagination of other-world beings [in reality, a couple dozen human posters from around the world] that have no intention of setting you free, no intention of giving you any sense of resolution to anything, and no intention of explaining the painful truth of your fleeting digital existence." And so begins the "The Birth of the eRevolution".....and the beginning of the end of mans existence on earth.

....members of the universe. At this virtual party, it was only then realized that Murph is actually none other than Marty Nipplestein, who....

How sweet. In the meantime, Satan buys a vowel. The audience roars. The stage begins to shake.......

Are you girls interested in advancing the story, or in being "anti" Chico???? Vanna, as you recall, is Satan. Marty Nipplestein was trying to get in her pants. Please make some attempt at being creative. :-)

My God.....can we get back to Nipplestein? Or even Vanna White the Satanic Witch? Once, there was a story here..... LOL Elsewise....I could say "Jingleheimerschmidt" and it would not make any difference.

Rolling Prairie...

And so dies Mr. Nipplestein. Marty Nipplestein died in the church and was buried along with his name Nobody came Vanna White, wiping the dirt from her hands as she walks from the grave No one was saved All the lonely people Where do they all come from? All the lonely people Where do they all belong?

I think what you meant to say is, "get a room."

".....think liberal thoughts!! I would also say 'Damn you, Nipplestein', but I cannot because I am God. But you really should have known better! But since you've got a great name, and had Vanna White on your lap, I'll do ya a favor just between us guys! Nipplestein, I'm going to give you the most amazingly fantastic........"

The driver, wanting to buy a vowel, handed her an icy-cold Fresca and asked her where she wanted to go. "Back to Mr. Nipplestein, and make it jiffy," was her calm answer.

So, Mr. Nipplestein puts Vanna upon his lap And they discuss the first thing that comes up

"Ye Who Runs Behind Buses, Get's Exhausted" He was puzzled by the syphalletic piles oozing from the triangular box from which he extracted the message. Nevertheless, having decoded this uber-secret message, Mr. Nipplestein knew exactly what he had to do next....... The problem was, who could he trust?

thanks for the post. i was once a fan.

Excellent. The best part of it was how submissive the girl is througout.

I prefer to think of it this way: If you do not laugh, it isn't love. But hey...whatever floats your boat.

tattooing is intentional harm. under this thread, should we be allowed to do that? my only point is, again, where do we draw the line, and who draws that line?

I'm a poet.. And did not even know it.

Who's chicken was so large he could pluck it....

I could not answer the question. No matter how I looked at it, I could always foresee a line that was impossble to determine, legislate, enforce, justify or define. For example, certain eating habits are harmful, as is putting one's self in harms way to save a child, as is sliding into second base, as is avoiding sleep to finish a project at work, as is the "no pain - no gain" philosophy of anerobic exercise, as is organ donation, as is many marriages, as is taking an unpopular stand, etc, etc... This is why certain things are very hard to legislate or moralize. Just where do we draw the line? Who draws the line? Based on what? It is a thought provoking thread/poll, however.

watch her dying with delight? crush her soul for convenience? another day to make her suffer? i'm sorry, I think that is a very unhealthy way to "feel" about pregnancy, raising of children, or life. don't get me wrong, i hope all is well and i realize your words may have only been a momentary PPD or some such. but such a horrible description of what should be a good thing, or for what should be a medical necessity to prevent the death of a mother in child birth, is really sad and, as i said, unhealthy. as it turns you, you are corrent. i do not understand. best of intentions... good luck, fred.

An interesting quote from a person named Reverend Fred.

Which word do you think I did not understand? How does one's gender affect one's ability to understand? (this can go several interesting directions) Why would I take offense? Are you, Fred, a female?

How so?

I am glad Rocky never ended up as Superman.........

that is true for all people.