BpCorey

my gf bought that weight loss stuff called Sensa. she keeps it in a cow shaped salt shaker for easy use, I call it her sensa bull.

try telling this to a female doctor. I hope I never need to get help for male things with her. bad enoght chatting about digestion.

I have been taking green tea tablets every day, and wow has my system changed. it's like herbal roto-rooter, I was amazed what my body was keeping in. without getting too gross, I was doing, no pun intended, like cocktail wienies about every week or so. now I am doing whoppers and quarters pounders with cheese, I mean, talk about getting a load off my mind. I am getting out stuff I dont even remember eatting. oh, p.s. dont eat oscar mayer balony. it smells the same going in as out.

yow. find a priest and get them to do the sick rite and annointing of oil of sick. well, atleast now you can only hold half the food you did.

If the navy let the seals grow great bushy moustaches, would they be called navy walruses?

she gave me a case of the crabs too. I think they were soft shell.

Go Shrimp Go!

went to the zoo to see some egrets. but they said they have no egrets, no egrets at all.

your monthly routine is: take clothes to the cleaners, take the shoes to the shoe place, take the hair to the hair place, drop the teeth off at the dentist for a cleaning.

well, DONT lend out your tools. I had so much stuff distroyed and lost, buy a good first aid kit,

I heard for the elections, KFC is going to make avaible a leftwing pack for liberals.

hey teacher, come and check out my butt.

yep

yep, they put a smart meter on my house. go go power arangers....

you know you have done good when all the animals suddenly want out of the house.

today I see people have a lot of maltipoos listed on craigslist. hmm, last time I had a maltipoo was the day I drank too many malts...

I make custom button badges. in 1 ¼, 2 ¼ and 3 inch sizes. 2.50 each you can get the stock pinback or bulldog clips, mirrors, magnets too. send me some ULC art and I will make you a special ULC button.

Whats green, has 4 legs, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree on you?

those are "jelly beans" bunny flavored.