BpCorey

One night I had a wondrous dream, One set of footprints there was seen, The footprints of my precious Lord, But mine were not along the shore. But then some stranger prints appeared, And I asked the Lord, "What have we here?" Those prints are large and round and neat, "But Lord they are too big for feet." "My child," He said in somber tones, "For miles I carried you alone. I challenged you to walk in faith, But you refused and made me wait." "You disobeyed, you would not grow, The walk of faith, you would not know. So I got tired, I got fed up, and there I dropped you on your butt." "Because in life, there comes a time, when one must fight, and one must climb. When one must rise and take a stand, or leave their butt prints in the sand."

aint nothin but a hound dog...

shake, shake, shake senora.

50 foot shake habitat. hmm, I wonder if it will keep my shakes nice and frosty.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHhyyRByuJ0 Dominique, nique, nique, over the land he plods And sings a little song Never asking for reward He just talks about the Lord He just talks about the Lord At a time when Johnny Lackland Over England was the King Dominique was in the backland Fighting sin like anything Now a heretic, one day Among the thorns forced him to crawl Dominique with just one prayer Made him hear the good Lord's call Without horse or fancy wagon He crossed Europe up and down Poverty was his companion As he walked from town to town To bring back the straying liars And the lost sheep to the fold He brought forth the Preaching Friars Heaven's soldier's, brave and bold One day, in the budding Order There was nothing left to eat Suddenly two angels walked in With a loaf of bread and meat Dominique once, in his slumber Saw the Virgin's coat unfurled Over Frairs without number Preaching all around the world Grant us now, oh Dominique The grace of love and simple mirth That we all may help to quicken Godly life and truth on earth Dominique, nique, nique s'en allait tout simplement Routier pauvre et chantant En tous chemins, en tous lieux, il ne parle que du bon Dieu Il ne parle que du bon Dieu A l'e poque ou Jean-sans-Terre de' Angleterre etait Roi Dominique, notre Pere, combattit les Albigeois Repeat first 4 lines: Chorus Ni chameau, ni diligence il parcout l'Europe a pied Scandinavie ou Provence dans la sainte pauvrete Refrain Enflamma de toute ecole filles et garcons pleins d'ardeur Et pour semer la Parole inventa les Freres-Precheurs Refrain Chez Dominique et ses freres le pain s'en vint a manquer Et deux anges se presenterent portant de grands pains dores Refrain Dominique vit en reve les precheurs du monde entier Sous le manteau de la Vierge en grand nombre rassembles Refrain Dominique, mon bon Pere, garde-nous simples et gais Pour annoncer a nos freres la Vie et la Verite Refrain

Alvin, you came in late, AGAIN!

Honorarium is a gift for your services. Do you report what you get for your birthday? I can imagine what the romans say to the goverment since they are in most countrys.

Now the famous and hot digital pop star Hatsune Miku can be beamed right to you table. you select the song you want her to sing and in a few seconds she will appear on your table in front of you and your guests. developers say with this technology they can customize any presentation also.

the other night I played poker with tarot cards, I got a full house and 4 people died.

these guys were wierder then Adam Ant

good thing is not a religion when you say thank you with a belch and a fart. Klingon Buffet!

doing good in Hack, robbing, pilaging and having fun. run down a hall, kick open door, run into a treasure room full of gold. and come face to face with a angry watch unicorn. fast animal too. the unicorn butts! the unicorn butts! the unicorn butts! the unicorn butts! you die. here lies ralph the vermin master, killed by a unicorn butt... lesson. always arm yourself before kicking open doors.