Bel Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 Felicitations M'Lord! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fawzo Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 Happy Birthday!Did you remember to recharge the pacemaker batteries and put the prune juice on ice before the strippers show up this year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimBob Posted March 5, 2008 Report Share Posted March 5, 2008 Happy Birthday!!!Best Wishes!Peace & Love! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillipe Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Awww, thankees, all! Here I thought I'd slip silently and unnoticed into my Golden Years...But NOOOOOOOOOOOOO - BEL has to FELICITATE me in front of the WHOLE FORUM!!! ...it WAS nice, tho...Fuzzball - err, no...since I'm OTD, I put the batteries on ice and tried to plug in the prune juice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rev.daniel Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Congratulations on staying alive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator murphzlaw1 Posted March 6, 2008 Administrator Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Awww, thankees, all! Here I thought I'd slip silently and unnoticed into my Golden Years...- BEL has to FELICITATE me in front of the WHOLE FORUM!!!had to WHAT?You know, it's against the forum rules for obsce...oh wait....n/m.Happy Birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fawzo Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Fuzzball - err, no...since I'm OTD, I put the batteries on ice and tried to plug in the prune juice... That explains why those lovely ladies had blue lips and the lights went out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillipe Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Congratulations on staying alive! Daniel, you don't know how very, very true that is. Was just reflecting yesterday that I've outlived all my nuclear family members. It was kind of a close call, though, because a few hours before my official birth time I started getting the sweats - you know, those all-over flop-sweat-kind-of affairs? This is a bit unusual for me since I rarely become ill, and my first thought was, "DARN! There goes the record!" Luckily it passed within a half-hour and I went on to enjoy my current state of glory. Maybe it was just that electric prune juice... Murph! You did a Me! Yay! Fozzlenacht - that's the night that the lights went out in Georgia...______________________________________________________Sung to the tune of:"The Night The Lights Went Out in Georgia"He was on his way home from GeezertopBeen two weeks gone and he thought he'd stopAt Chow's Strip Club and have a prune 'fore he went home to herAndy SoLow said "Hello"And he said "High, what's doin', Low?""Phil, sit down, I got some bad news, it's gonna hurt"He said "I'm your best friend and you know that's right""But your young wench ain't home tonight""Since you been gone she's been playin' with that battery pack"Well, he got mad 'n' he saw red and Andy said "Boy, don'tcha lose your head"" 'cause to tell ya the truth, I been prunin' with her myself"That's the night that the lights went out in GeorgiaThat's the night that they hung an innocent manWell, don't trust your soul to no older-than-dirt lawyer'cause the judge in the town's got prune juice on his handsWell, Andy got scared and left the barWalkin' on home 'cause he didn't want a scarSee, Andy didn't have many friends and he'd just lost him oneBrother thought his wife musta left townSo he went home and dressed like a clownThe only thing Papa had left him, that was a popgunAnd he went off to Andy's houseA'skippin' through the backwoods like Lenny with his mouseCame upon some prunes too small for Andy to fakeHe looked through the screen at the back-porch doorAnd he saw Andy lyin' on the floorIn a puddle of prune juice and a box of Shake-n-BakeWell, the Georgia Patrol was a'makin' their roundsSo he fired a shot just to flag 'em downAnd a big-bellied sheriff got his gun and said "Why'dya do it?"And the judge said "Guilty" in a make-believe trialAnd slapped the sheriff on the back with a smileSaid "Prune juice's waitin' at home and I gotta get to it"That's the night that the lights went out in GeorgiaThat's the night that they hung an innocent manWell, don't trust your soul to no older-than-dirt lawyer'cause the judge in the town's got prune juice on his handsWell, they hung my brother before I could sayThe prunes he saw while on his wayTo Andy's house and back that night were mineAnd his cheatin' wife had never left townAnd that's one body that'll never be foundSee, lil' Prunella don't miss when she aims her gunThat's the night that the lights went out in Georgia, oh-oh-aahThat's the night that they hung an innocent man, ah-huh-unhWell, don't trust your soul to no older-than-dirt lawyerFADE'cause the judge in the town's got prune juice on his hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegasuss Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Awww, thankees, all! Here I thought I'd slip silently and unnoticed into my Golden Years...Fuzzball - err, no...since I'm OTD, I put the batteries on ice and tried to plug in the prune juice... Fuzzball, QUIT licking those cats! Batteries hell, get the otd generator from the bus and go for more power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fawzo Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 Fuzzball, QUIT licking those cats! Batteries hell, get the otd generator from the bus and go for more power. Phht! Yuk! Cats!!!! I thought that was a feather duster and was trying to get up the prune juice I spilled so Phil wouldn't notice and say I had enough and cut me off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillipe Posted March 7, 2008 Report Share Posted March 7, 2008 I would NEVER come between a man and his prune juice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Ed Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 Yes, Happy Birthday!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Call me Flower Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 Sorry I missed your Birthday my King. I guess I was napping or something. Hope it was good. Lots of love anyway!!Flower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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