Verisoph Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 ..finally give that poor rabbit a whole box of Trix for his very own, but he notices..that there are kids present and the little buggers are eyeing him suspiciously with slingshots drawn, so instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimBob Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 (edited) ... of bending over and giving the kids a perfect target he decides to sit down facing the kids and offers them some Trix but just as the kids were approaching up runs one of the mothers and screams at the kids to get away from that dirty old man and ... Edited January 25, 2008 by JimBob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thumper Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 ... of bending over and giving the kids a perfect target he decides to sit down facing the kids and offers them some Trix but just as the kids were approaching up runs one of the mothers and screams at the kids to get away from that dirty old man and ......the enraged mom takes her prized Vera Wang bag, filled to the brim with Oreo cookies that she was going to eat later that evening while watching Biggest Loser wondering why she is 100 pounds overwight, and she proceeds to thump the man about the head continuously for a full minute. With cookies flying everywhere and the kids crying at the sight of the mother at this level of rage... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fawzo Posted January 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 ..the Trix rabbit jumps out of the hole and grabs the bowl of Trix and gulps it down. After an enormous titanic burp from the rabbit the kids stop crying, the mother calms down and everyone notices that the womans bag has been tattered to shreds and destroyed but Fawzo's head is still fine. Then everyone notices the Golden Pencil Box had fallen out of her bag and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimBob Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 ... Fawzo make a frantic leap toward the Golden Pencil box but just as he was about to grab it ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lifeslittleuturns Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 he awakened by his mother shaking him and saying, "Alice? Alice? Alice, Wakeup! Alice?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fawzo Posted January 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 .. apparently he took one too many knocks in the noggin and was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimBob Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 (edited) ... having flashbacks to a prior life where he was a female named Alice but ... Edited January 26, 2008 by JimBob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lifeslittleuturns Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 a VW Rabbit drove by and he came to his senses. He grabbed the ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fawzo Posted January 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 ..door handle and opened the door and found thrity clowns inside who told him "come on in there is plenty of room" to which he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lifeslittleuturns Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 he replied, "No thanks, I am allergic to grease paint, but if I was wondering if I could borrow this..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fawzo Posted January 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 he replied, "No thanks, I am allergic to grease paint, but if I was wondering if I could borrow this..."..unicycle. I need to get to Modesto Calironia because I know where the Golden Pencil Box is being kept.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lifeslittleuturns Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 And the clowns take pity on his plight and offer him not one, but two unicycles, and a life vest; in the hopes that he might trade one of the unicycles for some... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fawzo Posted January 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 ..cotton candy and a case of Budwiser as they are headed to a Super Bowl Kids Party and they want.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimBob Posted January 27, 2008 Report Share Posted January 27, 2008 ... to be in the best mood possible in order to put up with all the kids but ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lifeslittleuturns Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 these particular thirty clowns were aspiring politicians. They were roaming the countryside looking for... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fawzo Posted January 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 ..Oprah hoping she would back them and their political party The.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lifeslittleuturns Posted January 28, 2008 Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 the Political Party for the Perpetuation of Purple Pleated Pants Party, also known as the 7P. Their secret plot is to .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fawzo Posted January 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2008 the Political Party for the Perpetuation of Purple Pleated Pants Party, also known as the 7P. Their secret plot is to ......take over the group they were expeled from the People's Political Party for the Perpetuation of Prewashed Polyester Purple Pleated Pants. All the members of the splinter group from the 9P's had a lisp which casued them to spit excessively and so they were told... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lifeslittleuturns Posted January 29, 2008 Report Share Posted January 29, 2008 ..take over the group they were expeled from the People's Political Party for the Perpetuation of Prewashed Polyester Purple Pleated Pants. All the members of the splinter group from the 9P's had a lisp which casued them to spit excessively and so they were told...to donate their time and money to the International Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, and Sylvester Impersonators Foundation for the a Cure to Limit Lisps. Offended, they promptly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts