lifeslittleuturns

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  1. ...the golden twinkie, err pencil box. He decided to try something new and went to a local public library and Googled ...
  2. ...a Porta-Potty at a nearby construction site. He suspended his sense of smell (held his breath) just long enough to...
  3. the escalator repairman to grate the cheese on the moving teeth of the...
  4. hurts more than watching old reruns of SUPERCHICKEN while trying to slide down a slip and slide covered with Velcro, thumbtacks, and ....
  5. Thoughts, prayers, and positive energy to Connie and all of her family and friends; may they find the strength, courage, and stamina in their hours of need.
  6. "Don't touch my heart, my ache breaky heart..." while...
  7. ...Rosie wheeled Donald out on a bondage frame (with casters) and ...
  8. ...Wax on, Wax off, patience grasshopper. These are the ways of the...
  9. Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum, I smell the blood of a geranium...
  10. into temporary fit of dementia, whereby he stumbles into a storm drain wormhole that takes him to...
  11. hoards of shoppers to flock at his feet is search of the mythological "Blue Light Specials." The began chanting...
  12. Thoughts, prayers, meditations, much healing energy, peace, and relief focused her way. May the energies pool around her to comfort and shield her as she heals. May she find the courage and wisdom to trust that all will work out for the best.
  13. all the kings horses and all the kings men hadn't arrived yet to do him in. So, the Indecent SWAT team arrived and started blaring Pink Floyd's ...
  14. Rosie breaks out in a chorus of "Greased Lightning" as she round the corner at the end of the block. Humpty Dumpty...
  15. "Where's the beef?" as he strikes a pose for the camera crew. Darth Vader promptly...
  16. And if you want to be like 90% of religions, state that there is only one true Deity and that belief in any other will result in eternal punishment. Oh, and for good measure and creativity throw in a tithe structure. Just be careful though.... there is a very fine line between religion and cult.
  17. assets, assets, they all fall down!" When suddenly, the theme song from COPS is piped from a transistor radio in ...
  18. too many people are afraid to discuss other as being the Devil from The Devil In Mrs. Jones I presume. Just kidding.
  19. duh, you just used "iambic pentameter" in a haiku poem. Here's my sign.
  20. If you can find a way to squeeze 10 syllables into 5, and 10 syllables into 7, and 10 syllables into 5. Perhaps if you hire the ENRON accountants to count the syllables.
  21. but out of the shadows, Alfred E. Newman gave chase as he began chanting "Ring around the Rosie....
  22. Intoxication the effect of your wiles as our two souls dance I am struck as dumb thoughts of you wash over me instantly at peace The yin to my yang Your the Jane to my Tarzan A natural fit As the years tick by and as our bonds are strengthened we are closer still I savor each breath as you lay here next to me In peaceful slumber Appreciation of the day that we first met and locked our gaze With breakfast in bed and massaging of your feet I love pleasing you Once again I'll ask Will you be my Valentine to my better half
  23. This place has two stoles. It is only a stole, but it looks pretty cool and all encompassing. http://www.dancingsilk.com/stoles.html