BpCorey

I had a real game of thrones once. ate some bad potato salad at a deli for lunch, and I had to hit every throne from there to all the way back home. Now, That is a game of thrones!

Maybe i'll become a Santaist.

no he is based on st nickolas of myra. but the american santa was just created to sell more crap. his music and storys and look were all fabricated to sell stuff.

and I have to be carefull too. if I yell ho ho ho on the wrong side of town 3 women will come running to me. and you know how Santa loves his Hos.

Well, since I am a bishop, if I do it. I will change the name of my church from St Benedict to St Nickolas. Who did good works all year round, not just on christmas. but on december, I will dress in the red and white. maybe some green too.

Well, he is based on a saint.

Is fart in a can just precut cheese?

Budda...

big computer, lots of software and time.

What a animal she is...

watching the door nextdoor helping my flowers grow. I need a big mean cat....

Dog paintball stud service. strap them in, aim, fire, AArroooo!!!!

the countrys biggest haunted house will be starting to hire soon for "creature" parts. I mean, I like to eat as much as the next person, but really. I can see the application now. What did you do before appliying here? I am a catholic priest. that would make some people pause. I would be scared I get assigned to something religious themed. "I will eat your HEART! err, and bless you my child...." but showing up in cassock to wardrobe would be fun. I already have turned down a themed wedding job, I will not dress as the devil and marry a witch and a wizard. and we already have enoght fat sweaty elvises, err elvi.

I love the restaurants where I order club soda, and during the meal some one either fills it with water or regular soda. which is bad when you are diabetic. once I ate a pepper and had to take a chug of soda water, which was refilled with real soda.

I know a girl that worked at a zoo. she said it really takes to hands to handle a whooper.

you realize it takes you one and a half hours to watch 60 minutes....

careful, spring can put your eye out...

I think it was because of her breasts. which is wierd, when a preschooler sees breasts they think about food.

After thousands of parents screamed at the PBS show, they decided to drop this song with Elmo. parents said she wasnt dressed right for preschoolers. wonder why...