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"It's a half a mile to the outhouse" Author:Willie Mayket Illisrated by Betty Waunt

i disagree. history is written by the victors, and it is thier morality that is considered valid. back when we were killing each other over firewood and berries, it was'nt the peaceful that evolved----they died and gave up thier firewood and such. possibly why the world is such a violent place? Darwinism does'nt generally favor the peaceful, unfortunately.

fell to thier knees and started singing:"my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard....", as....

CRUNCHMONKEY. suddenly, Nipples dog, Winnebagos, came running. He.....

assembled throng, show me your thongs!!!" then he pulled out some tongs...

put thier left foot in, then take it out, then put it in and shake it all around. But Nipples (they called him that, long story)...

i had to exorcize several people from a friends living room the other night. all i needed were a few other large men, a loud voice, and no hint of playing games.

no, but i just looked at the wiki entry. it would be pretty funny if that stuff didnt really go on.. one step down from Westboro Baptist, imo.

if'n you dig comedy, Left Behind series is pretty funny.

dude...that is one desperate teenage boy, to fall in love with a machine. i wonder if she has, you know, ALL the parts? wouldnt she rust? me, id want one of the liquid metal ones, it would be like you could date anyone. "no, you were Angelina Jolie last night, how bout Jessica Alba tonight?"

see, in the movies, time travel was possible, but it was hard. it could only be done from the future going backwards, and once you went back in time you were stuck there. in the series, they did it fairly easily. if they can time travel so easy, why dont they go back and stop everyone from making SKYNET in the first place, and avoid all the drama and killing? i mean, they could just turn the guy who made TURK on to heroin or something. or since he had a thing for Sarah Conner, she could be his girlfriend and she could sabotage his work all the time without him noticing.

why can't i be proud of whatever i identify myself with? i personally don't refer to myself as anything but an American, but if i did it would be my choice. since Canada is part of America (as opposed to the United States) then arent Canadians and Mexicans American?

im one of those who is so white, that without a tan you can see the viens beneath my skin. but Africa is the cradle of life, right? so i put down African-American.

they sound like good books. thanks for the hot tip.

very insightful smoke, well put!

depends on how much you or the recipient likes them.

see? see? I KNEW there was porn here somewhere!!!

I'm still trying to find the porn pages.

Kudzu-clad? Like, they wear the leaves of a vine native to Asia? How retro! Anyway, chin up, sunshine! Tomorrow's a brand-new day!

the box wasnt made to hold pencils at all, but a golden phallus. He suddenly...

rum. then,.....

The purple ape just looked at him, chewing his banana.

ya guys took all mine.....have to try hard to be original now.... 'Die bitch!' by ** Galore