boteomm

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  1. snuffbox. When Marylin Manson stepped out from behind a curtain wearing stilletos and carrying a cat-o-none tails,
  2. jell-o. allthe perks of food, none of the nutrition!
  3. stole some dry pants from a locker. There was no underwear, so he had to go commando. But,......
  4. be it live or be it dead, I'll mow it down in the flower bed. wakawaka...
  5. then King Kong stepped on them all and killed them. THE.....
  6. armpit of the universe, Cleveland. At the Rock-n-Roll hall of fame,...
  7. but when she saw his supertweeter she ran away screaming. Suddenly....
  8. the world may never know. But what IS known, .......
  9. him to go blind AND spill my apple juice. "Mi casa es su casa", he said, but....
  10. I have to say, I nearly entirely agree with you here, if I understand correctly. I believe abortion is murder but do'nt want to see abortion made illegal. People will still have abortions, they just wo'nt be able to get one safely, thus often killing both the child AND the mother. meh. Just nitpicking here, but in one paragraph you condemn suicide victims and murderers, but in the very next you say you do'nt condemn anyone. Care to clarify?
  11. everyone sez I look like Mikey from OC Choppers.
  12. when suddenly King Kong stepped on them all. Then,....
  13. phertentronomaniacal sandwich. Combined with his...
  14. lie in his grave while his visitors eat them upstairs. Some people say..
  15. 'YOU THERE!!!!' cried the elf, 'get that damn thing out of my kitchen!!!' then King Kong stepped on the tree and killed them both.
  16. Then, Kim's arch-nemesis, King Kong, threw the peel from a giant banana right in front of Kim's bike!