Fawzo

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  1. I want "Take me out to the ballgame" and I can't wait to see the toy in the ** jack box.
  2. This week I read "The Hidden Messages in Water" by Masaru Emoto and his "The Secret life of water" and now I'm reading "Everything you know about God is wrong" edited by Russ Kick and "Age of Faith" by Will Durant I stopped watching television.
  3. Thats only because you didn't eat all her geraniums and then later that day lose control of your bowels all over the new shag carpet. She still sends me a box of diapers for my birthday because of that.
  4. Joseph Campbell is one of the most eloquent speakers and I love his PBS specials but his books are skull drudgery for me to try and read through.
  5. Now Phillipe you know my nurses told you to say "I'm special". Btw- Can you help me sneak back in again before they notice I'm gone?
  6. Yep. I agree. We're all made out of the same quantum stuff and return to same quantum stuff. A lot of us just think we're different and better than others. I liked the poem but for a second it scared me when I thought you were a vampire looking for any fresh meat you could get your hands on with the I don't care about your taste line
  7. ..Oompas. He quickly discovers Mars is red becuase it's made out of barbe-que flavored chocolate and the Oompas.
  8. More important than chocolate....Alas I lost all hope unless His Majesty decides to go on another long sabbatical.
  9. ..Fawzo loses his grip on Hannah and sends her sailing skyward towards...
  10. I don't think he'll have any problem tying you up.
  11. Yes that dark and green teas I could handle that.
  12. ..grabbed Hannah Montana by her hair and swung her around in circles yelling...
  13. ..he didn't notice the pair of handcuffs Alice had hidden in her...
  14. Mankind's greatest achievement is no doubt getting the cheese inside the pizza crust! Sorry rev.daniel but I only had you as #37 on my list
  15. ..peed himself and became invisible and ran across the street into the Jiffy Lube and...
  16. ..there isn't any. He then remembers a magic amulet his Master JimBob gave him and he remembers the words of his Master...
  17. ..a chunk of slimy green toe cheese fell out from between Kong's toes and knocked poor Rawzo loopy sending him....
  18. ..big stupid monkey then had an ingrown pencil box in his foot and it started to glow an electric blue color causing..
  19. ..was relieving himself from the top of the wall and...
  20. ...in..side of Darth Vader's helmet and the Reno 911 police squad arrives and Lt. Jim Dangle yells...