Zequatanil Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 I am dying to post this--forgive my language--I shall wash my mouth out with soap--but still post it!!Taoism** happens.BuddhismIf ** happens, it's not really **.Islam If ** happens, it's the will of Allah.Protestantism** happens because you don't work hard enough.Judaism Why does this ** always happen to us?HinduismThis ** happened before.Catholicism** happens because you're bad.Hare Krishna ** happens rama rama.T.V. Evangelism Send more **.AtheismNo **.Jehova's Witness Knock knock, ** happens.HedonismThere's nothing like a good ** happening.Christian Science ** happens in your mind.AgnosticismMaybe ** happens, maybe it doesn't.RastafarianismLet's smoke this **.ExistentialismWhat is ** anyway?StoicismThis ** doesn't bother me.cheers!S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimmy Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 This is some funny **. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youch Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 I am dying to post this--forgive my language--I shall wash my mouth out with soap--but still post it!!Taoism** happens.BuddhismIf ** happens, it's not really **.IslamIf ** happens, it's the will of Allah.Protestantism** happens because you don't work hard enough.JudaismWhy does this ** always happen to us?HinduismThis ** happened before.Catholicism** happens because you're bad.Hare Krishna ** happens rama rama.T.V. Evangelism Send more **.AtheismNo **.Jehova's Witness Knock knock, ** happens.HedonismThere's nothing like a good ** happening.Christian Science ** happens in your mind.AgnosticismMaybe ** happens, maybe it doesn't.RastafarianismLet's smoke this **.ExistentialismWhat is ** anyway?StoicismThis ** doesn't bother me.cheers!SYou forgot the most pervailing and damaging *ism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crzyme Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Christianity:You must ** like us or your ** is wrong and you are going to hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevRainbow Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Sorry, Crzyme, I just dont dig your ** . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingfisher Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 NihilismIn the beginning, God took a **. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songster Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 (edited) Asininity:Allowing the ** between your ears to exit your mouth. Edited June 29, 2012 by Songster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevRainbow Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 (edited) UniversalismIt's all the same ** Edited June 29, 2012 by RevRainbow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crzyme Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Sorry, Crzyme, I just dont dig your ** .same ** different dayand I will freely admit I was paraphrasing ** that has been slug at me by only the vile people who have labeled themselves Christians while being mean, ugly and nasty and lumping all Christians into the same ** boat in which those individuals float. as this was a pun based lump I did, and in doing so I am guilty of some bad ** (bigotry toward Christians) even as I have some dear close friends and many acquaintances who are lovely people as well as being Christian, I do tend to hold a bigotry towards those hateful self called Christians (because in my life these are the humans who have caused me the most damage), I am always working on this aspect of my personality, I do not enjoy being or becoming what I dislike in them, so I try and not be hateful or ugly to others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyper Real Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 (edited) Religion:** Edited June 29, 2012 by Hyper Real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zequatanil Posted June 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Theory of life:My**, your **, --boils down to one big pile of **, for we know ** all!--we are simply wading in **. But don`t could be worse, we could be buried in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Cornelius Posted June 29, 2012 Moderator Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 You forgot the most pervailing and damaging *ism.Conservatism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qryos Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 ~ Oooh! I've enjoyed this ** Thank you all Perhaps Rev. Rainbow? { just in the joking manner the rest are played... }Christianity:Be good or Daddy's gonna **Just mucking in the ** doncha know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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