Phillipe Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 (edited) WDED - commercial-free through the Halloween season!*in Casey Kasem voice* This is a request that goes out to "Snuggles" in Kiss-and-Tell, Idaho, whose boyfriend had just left her last week after discovering she was in love with a Furby. Snuggles, keep on fighting the good fight and happiness will soon be at your side.But until then, have a listen to Universal Lite Beer Factory and their mega-huge-jumbo smash hit-a-roonee of 1934...____________________________________________________________________________________________________Hotel ULC(sung to the tune of Hotel California - all apologies to The Eagles)On the Internet Highway, salt breeze found my hairBad smell of religion, rising up through the airUp ahead in the distance, I saw a ULC siteMy fingers itched to write some funny stuffInstead of sleeping at nightMurphy stood in the doorway;As stories Wilbur tells;And Dorian's thinking to himself,"My head is whirling and this could be Hell"Then Claire lit a candle and she showed me the wayThere were voices in the Admin room,I thought I heard them say..."Welcome to the Hotel ULCSuch a loony placeSuch a funny placePlenty of room at the Hotel ULCAny time of year, you can find us here"Meredog's definitely twisted, at least the mail that he sendsElphaba's got some pretty toys, that she calls "friends"How they dance in the Forum, some perspire, some sweatSome dance without partners, some are just there to fret So I came to the ForumAnd I started my whineI said, "I haven't seen such weirdness here...since I met Divine!"And still those flame wars are calling from far awayWriting parodies all through the nightThat's when I hear them say..."Welcome to the Hotel ULCSuch a loony placeSuch a funny placeWe're livin' it up at the Hotel ULCLook up to the skies - bring your alibisEd Crain's on the ceilingAnd Theresa could melt iceAnd I said, "This is all just fantasy here, but the words sure sound nice"And in the Off Topic AreaThey gathered for the feastThey stroke it with their steely wordsAnd it rises just like yeastLast thing I remember, I wasTyping on the floorI had to find the hot-link backTo the thread I was before"Relax", said the Admin"There's no Communion to receive,You can logout any time you like,But you can never leave!" Edited October 9, 2007 by SifuPhil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bel Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Standing ovation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theresa Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 And who used to wonder what our song should be, here at the ULC? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whirling Dervish Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Oh man... that is great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theresa Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Awww,You even included me, "And Theresa could melt iceAnd I said, "This is all just fantasy here, but the words sure sound nice" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillipe Posted October 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Glad y'all like it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Call me Flower Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Very nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qryos Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 ~ You are an Artiste. Trully! You are absolutely marvy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theresa Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 ~ You are an Artiste. Trully! You are absolutely marvy!!! I know. Did you see the nice thing he wrote about you?Then Claire lit a candle and she showed me the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillipe Posted October 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 No, no artiste (my tongue wants to go "t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t" at the end of that word) - just have weird wiring in my noggin. Kind of like one of those monkeys that type out Shakespeare... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bel Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 But much more attractive. Oh, and speaking as your electrician, ain't nuthin' wrong with yer wirin' Darlin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillipe Posted October 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 Oh, geeze - I fergetted you were my personal electrician... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bel Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 Multi-talanted Rc I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevRainbow Posted October 27, 2007 Report Share Posted October 27, 2007 Mahvelous! Love yer parodies. Just saw this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillipe Posted October 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2007 Thanks, Rev - you know that now I'm going to have to add YOU into one of my parodies.*humming to self*"Somewhere over Rev. Rainbow..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeD134 Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 That was wicked cool... keep 'em comin'!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillipe Posted October 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Sorry, Mike - I'm leaving this place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bel Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 And where he goes, I shall follow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev.Fred Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Sorry, Mike - I'm leaving this place.I went to that place and they asked me a strange question...already feel stupid cause I had to look up the answer lol...but Im gonna follow ya too.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillipe Posted October 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Don't feel bad - they have some strange things there. It's not as "friendly" as it is here, but it's my home away from home when I want to let my hair down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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