reilly61 Posted February 4, 2008 Report Share Posted February 4, 2008 but the pee ran down into the floor lights and everyone was electricuted except for Janis Joplin who lay on the floor backstage singing the Rose and calling Bette Midler for help... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 And so the saga begins, the search for the golden pencil box has become a distant memory, but the adventure is just beginning.............suddenly from the gloom came a cry.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimBob Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 ... "Please help me, I'm falling", ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fawzo Posted February 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 ..Lois Lane had climbed to the top of the speaker tower to get an unobstructed view of the show when a rusted i-beam gave way sending her hurtling to the ground... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimBob Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 ... but Jim, with his tweeter still hanging outside his pants jumps and catches Lois just before she hits the ground and ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reilly61 Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 But Jim was fried on stage, hes dead, must be Superman, who has finally realized he really does love Lois Lane, and just cant hide it any more, he is going to tell her he is really Clark Kent and Superman all in one and propose marriage.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boteomm Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 But Jim was fried on stage, hes dead, must be Superman, who has finally realized he really does love Lois Lane, and just cant hide it any more, he is going to tell her he is really Clark Kent and Superman all in one and propose marriage..but when she saw his supertweeter she ran away screaming. Suddenly.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fawzo Posted February 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 but when she saw his supertweeter she ran away screaming. Suddenly.....Rosie O'Donnel ran on the stage with a weed wacker and snipped... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimBob Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 ... Superman's cape accidently while trying to snipe his treeter and this caused him to loose all his super powers so ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fawzo Posted February 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 ..Rosie began beating the crap out of Superman until Donald Trump jumped on stage with a.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimBob Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 ... big walking stick and wrapped Rosie aside the head and she fell head of heals (she does roll easily) into what was left of the audience and they ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reilly61 Posted February 6, 2008 Report Share Posted February 6, 2008 said Rosie, forget the Donald and his big hair and go after Lois, youve always had a terrible crush on her, hurry before superman gets his cape sewn back together and gets to her first, so Rosie is running as fast as she can after Lois and.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimBob Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 ... Donald very calmly stuck out his walking stick in front of Rosie causing her to fall face first into the puddle that Jim had deposited early and that allowed Superman the time to ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Dr (Engineer) Bill Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 ... Donald very calmly stuck out his walking stick in front of Rosie causing her to fall face first into the puddle that Jim had deposited early and that allowed Superman the time to ...Phone his mummy but when he got through he found Yikes!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 She had possession of the golden pencil box! So he cried up up and away, and faster than a speeding bullet ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reilly61 Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 he retrieved the golden pencil box from his mother and raced to Lois, but it was too late, Rosie had already had her in her grip amd was promising a life of luxury, but superman had the box, the magic golden box andhe was tring to woo Lois with it, Lois was wreastling with who to go with, Rosie with all the money or superman with the golden box and the super tweeter, superman was always away trying to save the world, but Rosie had 12 adoped children to care for, then Bette Midler finally showed up whith a large whip demanding to know where Janice Joplin was, then.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fawzo Posted February 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 ...then Darth Vader showed up with a new Kryptonite Light Saber and forced Superman to hand over the golden pencil box and Lois. Darth Vader took the two of them to a galaxy far far away in the.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boteomm Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 armpit of the universe, Cleveland. At the Rock-n-Roll hall of fame,... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimBob Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 ... where Buddy Holly and The Big Bopper were anxiously waiting because they both had a crush on Lois and they both rushed toward Darth Vader but ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reilly61 Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 but Super man found them , he came to claim the love of his life, Lois. But hanging on to his cape was Rosie screaming she is mine, she is mine and hanging onto Rosie was Bette demanding to know where the hell Janice Joplin was. Darth Vader took one look at Bette and fell at her feet, love at first sight, he asker to marry him and help rule the universe. Superman was so shocked at this that he didnt see Rosie steal Lois away with the gold pencil box...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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