Kim

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  1. Have now done 2 weddings, a renewal of Vows, and a Baptism.

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    2. Fawzo

      Fawzo

      Save something for the rest of us!

  2. Perfomed My first Wedding on 10/03/09!

    1. Kim

      Kim

      Did My first Baptism, that was way harder than a wedding. I actually really felt like a Minister.

  3. Your ULC Bro's and Sisters ( I hope I can speak for Us all) Pray for You and Your Family
  4. I don't know if I actually fear the 666, but I will tell You this as heavily tattooed as I am I WILL NOT be getting 666 on my forehead or hands!
  5. The unstable trilling of thousands of displaced parakeets who were somehow under the impression that they were the key to the location of the Golden pencil box, when suddenly....
  6. Realized that in Her drug induced haze She and Marty had been Married by a ULC Minister! So they decided to continue the quest for the golden pencil box together, and off they went to.....
  7. The trouble with tribbles was that once their Wool was removed it morphed into a strange substance that was not only repulsive but....
  8. She put Her clothes back on, but she was busy writing a recipe for tribble kabobs with curried worms and suddenly the vision of a Golden pencil box made her.....
  9. An enormous rift in the dimensional time-space continuum appeared to be looming toward Her so she opened her purse and took out her cell phone and called....
  10. Unthinkable horrors that would boggle a sane man's mind, so He looked to the Heavens and said...
  11. He dashed into the nearest phone booth (You ever try to find a phone booth in this day and age?) and tore open this shirt and lept from the booth and into.....
  12. Who are You, Why did You do it? You're old, you're ugly and Your Mom dresses you funny. he was so frightened that he.....
  13. Keeled on the ground and prayed, Dear Father what should I do, I am lost! and The Heavens thundered, the lightning flashed and....
  14. Was widely known to deal in illegal mojo, (but not pencil boxes) crawled out from under a rock and....
  15. He ascended into a higher plane of existence where golden pencil boxes abounded, and peace was everywhere! He was so overwhelmed by it that he.....
  16. Decided, wait We are not seeking the stench of a sandwich, but the golden pencil box! They immediately stepped into the time portal that would take them............
  17. The combined nasal oozage of Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John Mcain, the only sane thing to do is....
  18. When you are following the Yellow brick road, watch out for that last step because it....
  19. They followed the yellow brick road until they came to a door, they looked inside and found...
  20. The entire cartoon cast of Disney fainted dead away, while Fawzo still seeking the Golden Pencil Box....
  21. Golden Romance Bordello where they were met by Madam luvzalott and all of her Ladies, Fawzo was so amazed that he...
  22. She had possession of the golden pencil box! So he cried up up and away, and faster than a speeding bullet ........
  23. And so the saga begins, the search for the golden pencil box has become a distant memory, but the adventure is just beginning.............suddenly from the gloom came a cry..............
  24. Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, and Janis Joplin appeared and joined the choir, but of course Morrison was drunk and began.......
  25. had a margarita and enchillada's and sang a merry song about....