Rev Goofy Mofo Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 ...Off he headed listing to his book on tape that filled his heart with courage. As he left the building to call a car... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fawzo Posted March 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 ..he found a fortune cookie laying on the sidewalk. When he opened it said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev. Heather Posted March 26, 2008 Report Share Posted March 26, 2008 ....property of Lung Ming. Return to him or else.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimBob Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 ... an elephant will caress you with its toes so he (I forgot who we are talking about) quickly started asking where he could find Lung Ming but ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverRose Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 ... an elephant will caress you with its toes so he (I forgot who we are talking about) quickly started asking where he could find Lung Ming but ...when the Bird of Paradise flew up his nose.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev. Heather Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 when the Bird of Paradise flew up his nose....... he thought "why did I wear yellow pants today?" I knew this could happen but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youch Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 ... he thought "why did I wear yellow pants today?" I knew this could happen but...So, while quickly removing the yellow pants via the snaps in the inseam (because of the large wet boots), and admiring the pic of Rev. Heather, he wondered aloud, and not for the first time, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO MARTY NIPPLESTEIN???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimBob Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 After a moment of thought he realized and spoke, "My God! It is I who is Marty Nipplestein!" "And what am I doing here when it is my only desire to be with Vanna?", he wonders. But suddenly ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Goofy Mofo Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 (edited) a purple ape ran down the street with $3... Edited March 27, 2008 by Rev Goofy Mofo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachara El Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 to buy a banana from the street vendor (what with inflation and all), when all along Marty Nipplestein was the fruit vendor in disguise! He had lost the Golden Pencil Box and was now selling bananas on the street corner. Just in the nick of time, along came... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Goofy Mofo Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Asian peddler that was selling exactly what you needed but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimBob Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 ... he didn't have enough money for whatever it is he needed and the peddler would not accept his credit card so ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Goofy Mofo Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 he got depressed and headed down the road to.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fawzo Posted March 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 ..a local pub to get drunk when he noticed the purple ape at the bar eating the banana. He walked over to the ape and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brokenvase Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 that they went to a bill grahm crusade looking for theperfect graven image to give to Moses for Christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverRose Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 and asked: "Did you ever hear the one about the purple ape who went into a bar..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boteomm Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 The purple ape just looked at him, chewing his banana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AT8FATES Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 (edited) ...and mumbled something under his breath about a "barbituate"...and how everyone would soon be in deep sleep...a veeery deeeeep sleeeep... Edited March 28, 2008 by AT8FATES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverRose Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 in that large, seemingly-endless field of poppppies.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fawzo Posted March 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 ,,just then the Vice Squad busted in the open door and shoved everyone against the Bar and did a rectal cavity search on everyone. Lo and behold they pulled a Golden penciil box out of the purple apes and Marty Nipplestein began to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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