AT8FATES Posted August 5, 2007 Report Share Posted August 5, 2007 gah. am I the only person here who thinks that is gross?!?! ...and we were getting along so well, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qryos Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 ~ Just a bunch of meanies, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverRose Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 ...and we were getting along so well, too. is it somehow negative that I don't like donuts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AT8FATES Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 is it somehow negative that I don't like donuts? LOL, no, Silver it is not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillipe Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 is it somehow negative that I don't like donuts? Depends on the donut, I would think...A lot of people in these parts go ga-ga for Krispy Kremes. Personally, I think they're too much of a good thing. Overpowering.Dunkin Donuts is alright, I suppose. Forget most pre-packaged brands - a donut isn't a donut unless it's fresh.I prefer fresh croissants, which my maid then proceeds to slather with fresh-churned butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AT8FATES Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 Depends on the donut, I would think...A lot of people in these parts go ga-ga for Krispy Kremes. Personally, I think they're too much of a good thing. Overpowering.Dunkin Donuts is alright, I suppose. Forget most pre-packaged brands - a donut isn't a donut unless it's fresh.I prefer fresh croissants, which my maid then proceeds to slather with fresh-churned butter. your maid? ...your maid?!...you meant wife...didnt you?(im kidding, Doris, really...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillipe Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 your maid? ...your maid?!...you meant wife...didnt you?(im kidding, Doris, really...) :lol: No, I got rid of the wife....she was stealing all my donuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verisoph Posted August 8, 2007 Report Share Posted August 8, 2007 It would HAVE to be a maid - wives don't churn.Q: How do you get an ethnic girl to give up sex?A: Marry her.A v2.01: Offer her donuts instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillipe Posted August 8, 2007 Report Share Posted August 8, 2007 ...and oh, does she ever churn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AT8FATES Posted August 8, 2007 Report Share Posted August 8, 2007 lmao Lets see whats this has turned into now:Hmmm, fresh butter, maids, ethnic girls and sex...oh! and churning!...yes, churning...mmmm, chuuurrrning... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pegasuss Posted August 8, 2007 Report Share Posted August 8, 2007 The purpose of a donut is cream filling and gooey glaze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillipe Posted August 8, 2007 Report Share Posted August 8, 2007 I always thought the ultimate purpose of a conventional donut was to illustrate the circularity of the universe, coupled of course with the Zen-like emptiness at the center. The glaze offers us a look at the illusory coatings of happiness that we attempt to slather onto our lives while the creme-filled-center varieties endeavor to fill that central void with saccharine substitutes, all the while avoiding the TRUE nature of the universe.A choice...a choice...old-school donut or cutting-edge cruller? Upon entering the humble yet provocative pastry emporium, our heads reel with the smells and sights offered up. Only through self-discipline and knowledge of one's Path can one ever hope to steer a steady course through the wasteland that is Donut. In the end? Enlightenment. The final burst of gooey filling, achieved only long after the outer substance of the donut has been conquered, mirrors the sudden elevation of consciousness that comes only after prolonged and often-painful self-denial and introspection.......or maybe not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qryos Posted August 9, 2007 Report Share Posted August 9, 2007 ~ So, what's the consensus?<pssst! Phil... You've frosting or something on your chin!>Buttermilk? Cake? Stuffed? Big hole, little hole? Glazed? Topped with candy?Of course fresh & hot's preferred... They're all fried anyway & not good for ya y'know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillipe Posted August 9, 2007 Report Share Posted August 9, 2007 <pssst! Phil... You've frosting or something on your chin!>Ooh - thanks. They're all fried anyway & not good for ya y'know! The same could be said of in-laws, politicians and religious leaders... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Call me Flower Posted August 9, 2007 Report Share Posted August 9, 2007 My vote? Sorry, I can't make up my mind as to which is my favorite. I'm a Libra don't ya know. I vote for.....Bavarian CreamChocolate glazedMaple GlazedBear claws- the bigh fresh baked kind with real butterCinimon buns with butter too.Getting hungry!!!Flower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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