Fawzo

...Marty Nipplestein was standing at the door delivering a Domino's Pizza because.

...Dick Cheney made me do it, which only made...

..helping to pry the golden pencil box loose. Dennis Kucinich and the box flew through the air and knocked Bush's brains out and everyone gasped when soemone noticed...

..was attached to the only hair left on Fawzo's body which was under his right armpit and was starting to glow....

..mixed with the floating salsa from the Taco Bell and caused...

..an alien spacecraft hovers above which is also seeking the golden pencil box. One of the aliens is heard saying (in a monotone computerish voice) "look leader there is a naked erect crested penguin surely this is a sign of...

..the ghost of Jacques Cousteau and a bevy of ghostly Mermaids who were..

...Taco Bell when they accidentally stepped on the primordial ancestor of salmonella and changed...

...or Google fish? He read aloud the translation from Google "As a volunteer nurse he takes on German-French War. Because of a serious illness before he returned to Basel". The moderators furious at Von Ickysnails translation turned and..

Is there a Japanese version too? I bet that would sound kewl also.

..Ickysnail. Frederick Von Ickysnail to be exact. He was fluent in 192 languages and walked with a limp because...

...and all the butterflies and moths of the planet gathered about him and he spoke saying.."grrr nhytr gesht juyuity vdswer or you will all die" the moderators were all panicked for they did not know how to speak catepillar (aside: they had a hard enough time with english) "Surely there is one among our membership that can help us" mdtaylor said. Then the noble....

..then the sky darkened and a great earthquake shook the planet, out of a large fissure that cleaved the ground in two arose...

..but all the moderators started fighting amongst themselves about who was most objective, so they had to settle for...

...wombats. The whole wombat nation had united and were planning on....

...you most likely fell asleep in a poppy field after you had...

..a jolly old elf in a sleigh with 8 tiny reindeer swoops by and saves them, and takes them to..

..with 12 Munchkin's, 11 Oompa's and a partridge and a pear tree and they were all singing...

..sticks her broom...

..which he needed to know the answer to so he could pass his final exam and get a masters degree in...

..had gathered all those he suspected in the disappearance of the golden pencil box. He planned...

..we all know there is only one supreme being and he is Murphzlaw, who just happened to be..

"Sorry Fawzo but I have to deliver this package of creamsicles to...

but Wonder Woman gave them both CPR and brought them both back to life while King Kong was busy licking the fudge from the tree. When JimBob regained consciouness in the people's livingroom he noticed...

..and she was topless! Poor JimBob drove the ice cream truck right through the peoples house and Kim rode his bike right up a...