Fawzo

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  1. Central Valley, California...Interesting event last night...a huge sonic boom around 12:45 a.m. RATTLED house and neighborhood, cats came a runnin'...No rockets from Vandenberg AFB and zero in news this morning on local outlets. You ridin' that super-sonic broom again Fawzo?! Blessings of Peace,

    1. Fawzo

      Fawzo

      Sounds like the Auroroa to me or you've been mixing eye of newt and goats horn in your glogg again :)

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  2. is proud to announce that he was requested, and agreed, to perform his first Gay wedding ceremony in Illinois.

  3. He created the universe but he did not quit know what he did but he was proud of it anyway. Then eventually human beings evolved. He was excited at first as they were intelligent and had souls. He set out a special place for them so he could be recognized and honored as the creator, he finally found his worshipers. But then a snake told them the truth. He has been acting like a jealous, vindictive and possessive kid ever since.

  4. He created the universe but he did not quit know what he did but he was proud of it anyway. Then eventually human beings evolved. He was excited at first as they were intelligent and had souls. He set out a special place for them so he could be recognized and honored as the creator, he finally found his worshipers. But then a snake told them the truth. He has been acting like a jealous, vindictive and possessive kid ever since.

  5. I wanna perform a wedding where I can talk like the priest in "princess bride." Wuv....TWUE Wuv. dat bwessed awangement. dat dweam wiffin a dweam!

    1. Fawzo

      Fawzo

      Sounds like a wedding Elmer Fudd would perform.

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  6. Have now done 2 weddings, a renewal of Vows, and a Baptism.

  7. Is chat service tommorw night 5:30 Pacific?

    1. Fawzo

      Fawzo

      Maybe I should skip it and take some spelling lessons

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  8. Can feel the energies of Winter upon us. Is so clean and crisp, completely refreshing...

    1. Fawzo

      Fawzo

      No heat in the house this weekend I can really feel it!

  9. Now that it's all set! Sunday Dec 5th at 5pm Pacific Time, "Other Labels" sermon in chatroom

    1. Fawzo

      Fawzo

      Ravens vs Steelers same time....I may have to juggle both

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  10. The baby made me steal Dh's Reese's cup!

    1. Fawzo

      Fawzo

      Happy Birthday...what kind of cake does the baby want?

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  11. takes his flashlight and shines it into the darkness deep

    1. Fawzo

      Fawzo

      With all those candles lit you still need a flashlight...HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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  12. I woke up from a overdose of pizza last night and you know what they say. Hare of the dog that bit you. So I had three slices of pizza for breakfast.

    1. Fawzo

      Fawzo

      Thank God you didn't have to get a pizza enema!

  13. is wondering if Fawzo found some decayed leprechauns

    1. Fawzo

      Fawzo

      shhhh...no one is to know the location of the leperchauns retirement home.

  14. Pickles and raisins together is surprisingly good. lol

  15. God wants to see spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.

    1. Fawzo

      Fawzo

      He needs to change channels and stop watching the 700 club then

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  16. haven't had an upgrade go that bad in quite some time...

    1. Fawzo

      Fawzo

      Use less mayonnaise next time!

  17. is gonna keep his mouth shut for a while.

    1. Fawzo

      Fawzo

      Why did you lose your motorcycle helmet again?

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