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  1. platypus, Marty had been wondering where his pet was hiding and now the pencil box was a lot lighter. Now he could.....
  2. At work they have a bottle to put in the tabs off the top of soda cans, not sure of the charity though, I'll have to ask.
  3. I like anything sweet and coffee liqueurs, and wine if it's sweet, haven't had alcohol in a while though, not a big drinker.
  4. reflection off Marty's bald head. Rosie and Oprah looked at him saying, which one of us are you calling Buffalo Gal as they gathered up the Spam, Snickers bar and the jar of mayonnaise which they needed to...
  5. singing to his pet platypus he had trained to.......
  6. Comfortable, a tank top and shorts, maybe a ball cap when I'm not working.
  7. Check out this topic here. Mayan Calander, Nibiru, 2012
  8. eat a stable diet of grits and fatback, and chicken feet or you can just....
  9. I was curious to know, is Cindy Hensley (Mc Cain) any relation to our founder? Thanks for any information.
  10. I've been told I look like Derek Jeeter, Richard Gere and I share the same relative off the Mayflower so I'm related to him but most likely in a marriage somehow.
  11. that's the seventh rabbit you've eaten today....
  12., I'm a Mailman so this song is fun for me.
  13. 666 reminds me of the credit rating system, your score, your number, you can't buy or sell without taking a number, and if your number is to low, no car, no house, not even an apartment. I think were pretty close to this now. Just some thoughts, what do my ULC brothers and sisters think? G-D bless. Will anyone buy gas at $6.66 a gallon? However, in order to take part in this prosperity, everyone is required to receive the “Mark of the Beast,” presumably the number 666, on their forehead or right hand, in order to engage in commerce. This sounds to me like a description of a credit card. Anyone enjoying their prosperity that has a score of 666?
  14. I enjoy hearing all the different perspectives on such a wide range of issues. I find everyone here to be intelligent and friendly, I also like the free gas and cigarettes.
  15. A Postal Prayer -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- God, our Father, may everything we do be First Class. Imprint your own living Zip Code upon our hearts so that we may never go astray. Provide in your gracious providence Special Handling for those of us who are Fragile and keep us in one piece. We have been Signed, Sealed, Stamped and Delivered in you image and likeness and we beg you to keep us in your care as we go about our Appointed Rounds. And when our days draw to a close and we are marked Return to Sender, be there to greet us at Heaven's door so that nobody May ever say Unknown at this Address.. Amen "Borrowed" Louisiana -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A friend of mine found a clipping with this prayer on it while going through some of his grandfather's old things. His grandfather was a postal worker. I did a quick search on the internet and was unable to find either the prayer or a person named "'Borrowed' Louisiana". Please e-mail me if you have any info concerning the origins of this prayer. I am employed by the USPS and thought this was a pretty special prayer.