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... but then decided the best thing to do would be to reach for the light so he took off running as fst as he could toward the sunlight shining just ahead and ...

once he reached the light he tried to get his bearings, but his eyes were stinging from being in the dark for so long. He looked off in the distance and for a moment he swore he saw Vanna.... but it turns out it was Monty Hall asking to make a deal. So Marty...

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..microphone because Marty always wanted to sing Barry Manilow songs before a live audience. Just then a train whistle blew and Marty realized he was imagining things and the sewer gas had caused him to wander into a train tunnel and the light he was running towards was a train so he...

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... turned around and started running the other way and just barely made it to a cross tunnel he slipped into before the train reached him and he thought, "If I follow the train I will eventually reach an exit from this place", so ...

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while Vanna was peddling her new yarn line she heard a voice call her saying "Vanna turn the letters, see Marty" so...

...having a piece of yarn in her ear she thought the voice said "Vann turn the letters and pee hardy." needless to say the Network had to cancel Wheel of Fortune and vanna was out of work so she ..

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... began to wonder whatever happened to Marty when suddenly she was awakened from her daydream by the ringing of the phone so she ...

answered it. On the othe end she heard "This is a free call from the Los Angeles County Jail, will you accept it?" Turns out it is Wink Martendale asking for bail money as he was caught in womens clothes on Santa Monica Pier trying to sell his wares. As Vanna ponders what Wink looks like in heels...

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An enormous rift in the dimensional time-space continuum appeared to be looming toward Her so she opened her purse and took out her cell phone and called....

QVC. She apologized that she would not be able to make her next appearance but since the rift was opening she did not expect to be alive. But as Vanna was always courteous she thought a call would be nice. Deciding today was not a good day to die Vanna quickly changed into her Super Secret Super Hero Thong of Justice...

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..did you see two green tribbles pass through here, they're carriers of the truth virus and unless they're captured your planet will be...

turned into chocolate mousse. Vanna squeeled. She hates mousse. In that moment she realized she was naked, as she had used her thong as the dental floss earlier to sew the rift. As she ran to hide herself she thought of Marty she knew he could help if only...

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