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A purple pencil box from her purse and said, even though this isn't a golden box, it is magical and it can.....

But now, what to do with them! For without the Golden pencil box to put them in..............

COMMUNICATE TELLEPATHICALLY WITH BUDDA, CHRIST, and other assorted Deity's...

Member of the Village People, who said....

and if that weren't embarrassing enough, they had spray-painted his......

A kindly Hobo saw him weeping and comforted him by putting his arm around him and saying, there there things could be worse, and offering him a drink of his Boones Farm Strawberry wine, he felt so much better that he......

When suddenly he saw the Golden arches, and who should appear....

When suddenly the golden pencil box appeared, he was so surprised that he...

He remembered the Boones Farm and took a mighty chug, then he thought to himself maybe it's this wine giving me these hallucinations so he closed his eyes, clicked his heels 3 times and said....

Said what the hell, anything is good with a good glass of wine, so as he opened a bottle of Boone's Farm (Strawberry hill of course)...

I wish I had one of these square golf balls.....

Hey isn't this story getting a little away from the original concept? So being the "Big Dog" that he is , he decreed that all future story lines will conform too............

Now fully exposed and unprotected...........

Ordered some to go, but of course Fawso wasn't happy with his order so he...............

The Ghost of Jimi Hendrix appeared and broke into a rousing rendition of Purple Haze, when suddenly from the shadows............

and Jesus, Buddha. and a great number of the Religious Icons manifested themselves and said..........

Brother Fawzo had lost his job and was begrudgingly delivering Pizza's, but then suddenly as if a bolt of lightning had hit him in the head...........

And he was promptly assassinated by a pseudo-Demorcratic rival dressed in a kimono who was in the process of...

Time travel, but not being careful they had created a paradox and nearly obliterated....

Taking a large bite of a day old bagel and quoting from the Bhagavad-Gita he mumbled...

The forces of Good and Evil, but of course as always...

Not to mention a Degree in the laws of the Golden Order of .........

The tomb of the late Jim Morrison, who of course can't eat them but he can....

An intoxicated ULC forum member, so Kim raced in on his Harley Davidson Motorcycle and...

2 turtle dove and a partridge in a...