
Douglas
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Gosh! I am a MINISTER! I can baptize, officiate at fun-erals and weddings, do the Transubstantiation Rag, levitate, talk to God, talk to the dead, talk to my neighbors, talk to the postman, slap that cop on the take, preach gospel truth to people who run away from me, eat hamburgers at In N Out, fly the friendly skies, slam-dunk a punk in junk, watch TV, fart, belch, order takeout, collect residuals, haunt my ex wife, scream at little kids "HEY KID! You're sposed to be in SKOOL!" and that's just before breakfast.