Kim
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- Birthday 11/16/1954
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Your ULC Bro's and Sisters ( I hope I can speak for Us all) Pray for You and Your Family
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I don't know if I actually fear the 666, but I will tell You this as heavily tattooed as I am I WILL NOT be getting 666 on my forehead or hands!
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The unstable trilling of thousands of displaced parakeets who were somehow under the impression that they were the key to the location of the Golden pencil box, when suddenly....
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Realized that in Her drug induced haze She and Marty had been Married by a ULC Minister! So they decided to continue the quest for the golden pencil box together, and off they went to.....
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The trouble with tribbles was that once their Wool was removed it morphed into a strange substance that was not only repulsive but....
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She put Her clothes back on, but she was busy writing a recipe for tribble kabobs with curried worms and suddenly the vision of a Golden pencil box made her.....
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An enormous rift in the dimensional time-space continuum appeared to be looming toward Her so she opened her purse and took out her cell phone and called....
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Unthinkable horrors that would boggle a sane man's mind, so He looked to the Heavens and said...
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He dashed into the nearest phone booth (You ever try to find a phone booth in this day and age?) and tore open this shirt and lept from the booth and into.....
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Who are You, Why did You do it? You're old, you're ugly and Your Mom dresses you funny. he was so frightened that he.....
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Keeled on the ground and prayed, Dear Father what should I do, I am lost! and The Heavens thundered, the lightning flashed and....
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Was widely known to deal in illegal mojo, (but not pencil boxes) crawled out from under a rock and....
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He ascended into a higher plane of existence where golden pencil boxes abounded, and peace was everywhere! He was so overwhelmed by it that he.....
