AT8FATES Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Id'e like to introduce to you Beautiful People to another member of your "family" here at The Universal Life Church, Mr. E.J. Vance (aka. "Minister Skyddz"). I said "Ide like to...", but I cant....'cause He's not here right now.Instead, I brought along a little part of something that we lovingly like to call "THE REVELATIONS BY MINISTERS SKYDDZ AND FATE".Now, although the name of "yours truly" happens to be included in the title of this Masterpiece, I actually penned very little of it (most of my input consisted of some minor editing and some major LMAO). All credits should go to the one and only Minister Skyddz -whom I am hoping shows up here real soon (just in case some members of the viewing audience should happen to take offense, be like old times again, back to back and "dukes to the door!!" ).--Anyway, there are a few familiar characters which make an appearance... a few from around here even:Mikey "Burning Sherpa"SkyddzMyself (AT8FATES)SOUND EFFECTSetc.etc.Depending upon the reviews of this small piece of "sheer genius", Minister Skyddz may even be convinced to present successive installments of this epic work Himself!Ive got a very "High Profile" court case that needs my attention, now, so, without further adieu...read this=====> "THE REVELATIONS BY MINISTERS SKYDDZ AND FATE". THE GENESIS ACT 1 CHAPTER 1 1. ...AND IT CAME, AND THE STORM SEEMED TO PASS; AND THE RIGHT-FRONT FINGER WHO CALLED ITSELF GOD, DID SEE THE STORM, AND WAS PROUD UNTO ITSELF; AND CALLED AGAIN, SAYING: "IT IS GOOD."...2. ...AND THE DEEP VOICED MOTOR PURRED ONWARD; AND ALL LIFE WAS RENEWED BY IT'S EXHAUST, AND THE FUMES WERE ROSIE ON HIGH; AND IT SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD... 3. ...AND THE DAY OF GOD BECAME AS THE NIGHT; AND BECAME AS THE DAY AGAIN; AND THE NIGHT BEFORE THE SECOND DAY WAS AN OMEN; AND; UNTO GOD; A ROAD; AND A PASSAGE REVEALED... 4. ...AND THE WINGS OF GOD WERE AS TWO WHEELS; AND THE WHEELS WERE WIDE, AND THEY WERE WILD; AS THE WILDEST BEAST OF THE FIELD; ONE HUNDRED-FOLD; AND GOD SAW THE WILD-NESS; AND; KNEW THAT IT WAS GOOD... 5. ...AND IT CAME TO PASS THAT GOD DID RIDE WITH THE ANGELS; AND; THAT THEY MADE A FINE MUSIC TOGETHER; AND THERE WAS A GREATER EXHAUST; AND THEY BECAME WELL LOVED BY THE MUSIC AND IT WAS GOOD... ... CHAPTER 2 1. ...AND IT CAME AND ALMOST PASSED; BUT THE ANGELS GRIPPED IT'S TAIL; THAT THE MORNING AFTER NIGHT WAS THE THIRD DAY, AND; UPON THAT TIME THE ANGELS RODE INTO NEW-DAWN; AND; THE ROAD-REVEALED BECAME A CAUSE AND THE PURPOSE ... 2. ...AND THE BAND OF ANGELS LOOKED UPON THE ROAD-REVEALED; AND; THE MUSIC AND THE PURPOSE WAS GOOD. AND THEY DEEMED IT SO, AND; THEY SAID IT WAS GOOD; AND; THE MUSIC AND THE ROAD-REVEALED BECAME THE FOURTH DAY... 3. ...SO WAS THE PURPOSE FOR THE FIFTH DAY; AND; GOD-WHO-WAS-THE-ANGELS FELT THE ROAD-REVEALED RENEWED; AND; THE ANGELS CONTINUED THEIR RIDING... AND THE SOUND OF THE WHEELS UPON THE ROAD-REVEALED... 4. ...WAS THE MUSIC OF THE SIXTH DAY; AND THERE WAS LIGHT; AND THE ANGELS SAW THE LIGHT; THAT IT WAS DEFINITELY GOOD, SO ON THE NIGHT BEFORE THE SEVENTH DAY, THEY PARTOOK; AND BECOMING DRUNK; SHARED INNER-VISION... 5. ...AND THE VISION WAS TOMORROW; THAT IT WOULD BE GOOD; AND A DAY TO REST; FOR THEY WERE SORE-IN-THE-SADDLE, AND WEARY; AND; THOUGH THE RIDING AND THE MAKING OF MUSIC WAS STILL NO BURDEN; FOR THEY WERE THE ANGELS-WHO-WERE-GOD: THEY WOULD COME TO REST...... ===================================================================part 2?Peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Youch Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Id'e like to introduce to you Beautiful People to another member of your "family" here at The Universal Life Church, Mr. E.J. Vance (aka. "Minister Skyddz"). I said "Ide like to...", but I cant....'cause He's not here right now.Instead, I brought along a little part of something that we lovingly like to call "THE REVELATIONS BY MINISTERS SKYDDZ AND FATE".Now, although the name of "yours truly" happens to be included in the title of this Masterpiece, I actually penned very little of it (most of my input consisted of some minor editing and some major LMAO). All credits should go to the one and only Minister Skyddz -whom I am hoping shows up here real soon (just in case some members of the viewing audience should happen to take offense, be like old times again, back to back and "dukes to the door!!" ).--Anyway, there are a few familiar characters which make an appearance... a few from around here even:Mikey "Burning Sherpa"SkyddzMyself (AT8FATES)SOUND EFFECTSetc.etc.Depending upon the reviews of this small piece of "sheer genius", Minister Skyddz may even be convinced to present successive installments of this epic work Himself!Ive got a very "High Profile" court case that needs my attention, now, so, without further adieu...read this=====> "THE REVELATIONS BY MINISTERS SKYDDZ AND FATE". THE GENESIS ACT 1 CHAPTER 1 1. ...AND IT CAME, AND THE STORM SEEMED TO PASS; AND THE RIGHT-FRONT FINGER WHO CALLED ITSELF GOD, DID SEE THE STORM, AND WAS PROUD UNTO ITSELF; AND CALLED AGAIN, SAYING: "IT IS GOOD."...2. ...AND THE DEEP VOICED MOTOR PURRED ONWARD; AND ALL LIFE WAS RENEWED BY IT'S EXHAUST, AND THE FUMES WERE ROSIE ON HIGH; AND IT SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD... 3. ...AND THE DAY OF GOD BECAME AS THE NIGHT; AND BECAME AS THE DAY AGAIN; AND THE NIGHT BEFORE THE SECOND DAY WAS AN OMEN; AND; UNTO GOD; A ROAD; AND A PASSAGE REVEALED... 4. ...AND THE WINGS OF GOD WERE AS TWO WHEELS; AND THE WHEELS WERE WIDE, AND THEY WERE WILD; AS THE WILDEST BEAST OF THE FIELD; ONE HUNDRED-FOLD; AND GOD SAW THE WILD-NESS; AND; KNEW THAT IT WAS GOOD... 5. ...AND IT CAME TO PASS THAT GOD DID RIDE WITH THE ANGELS; AND; THAT THEY MADE A FINE MUSIC TOGETHER; AND THERE WAS A GREATER EXHAUST; AND THEY BECAME WELL LOVED BY THE MUSIC AND IT WAS GOOD... ... CHAPTER 2 1. ...AND IT CAME AND ALMOST PASSED; BUT THE ANGELS GRIPPED IT'S TAIL; THAT THE MORNING AFTER NIGHT WAS THE THIRD DAY, AND; UPON THAT TIME THE ANGELS RODE INTO NEW-DAWN; AND; THE ROAD-REVEALED BECAME A CAUSE AND THE PURPOSE ... 2. ...AND THE BAND OF ANGELS LOOKED UPON THE ROAD-REVEALED; AND; THE MUSIC AND THE PURPOSE WAS GOOD. AND THEY DEEMED IT SO, AND; THEY SAID IT WAS GOOD; AND; THE MUSIC AND THE ROAD-REVEALED BECAME THE FOURTH DAY... 3. ...SO WAS THE PURPOSE FOR THE FIFTH DAY; AND; GOD-WHO-WAS-THE-ANGELS FELT THE ROAD-REVEALED RENEWED; AND; THE ANGELS CONTINUED THEIR RIDING... AND THE SOUND OF THE WHEELS UPON THE ROAD-REVEALED... 4. ...WAS THE MUSIC OF THE SIXTH DAY; AND THERE WAS LIGHT; AND THE ANGELS SAW THE LIGHT; THAT IT WAS DEFINITELY GOOD, SO ON THE NIGHT BEFORE THE SEVENTH DAY, THEY PARTOOK; AND BECOMING DRUNK; SHARED INNER-VISION... 5. ...AND THE VISION WAS TOMORROW; THAT IT WOULD BE GOOD; AND A DAY TO REST; FOR THEY WERE SORE-IN-THE-SADDLE, AND WEARY; AND; THOUGH THE RIDING AND THE MAKING OF MUSIC WAS STILL NO BURDEN; FOR THEY WERE THE ANGELS-WHO-WERE-GOD: THEY WOULD COME TO REST...... ===================================================================part 2?Peace.The painfully poor punctuation of both chapters, and the audacious proclimation that it is a "Masterpiece," did not allow me to fully appreciate your great efforts. This is my shortcoming. I will, however, make another attempt to appreciate this at another time.Best Regards,A Young Kid With a Dream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AT8FATES Posted August 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 The painfully poor punctuation of both chapters, and the audacious proclimation that it is a "Masterpiece," did not allow me to fully appreciate your great efforts. This is my shortcoming. I will, however, make another attempt to appreciate this at another time.Best Regards,A Young Kid With a Dream ok. when ya git round raddy ta com over yer shertcommins hers a that the nes pert, yah?CHAPTER 31. ...AND THE WHEELS WERE SET ASIDE FOR A SEASON, FOR MAINTENANCE; SO, THE ANGELS WALKED AMONG THE SOULS OF THE WORLD, BEGOT OF THE MUSIC; WHO LIVED ALONG THE SIDE OF THE ROAD-REVEALED; AND; THOUGH SORELY WHEEL-LESS, DEEMED THAT THIS, TOO, WAS GOOD ... 2. ...AND IT WAS VERY, VERY GOOD, SO THAT THEY NEEDED NOT MORE DAYS; NOR, DID THEY NEED MORE NIGHTS, BUT, INSTEAD, KEPT THE SEVEN IN HARMONY; RELIVING THEM WITH NEW-NESS, AND; SHARED THEM WITH THE SOULS WHO LIVED; AND THE ROAD-REVEALED WAS ALIVE AGAIN WITH MUSIC AND THEY WERE GLAD... 3. ...CAME TO PASS A NEW PROPOSITION; YEAH; VERILY; SO GOOD WAS THE MUSIC; AND; GOD-WHO-WAS-THE-ANGELS BLESSED THEMSELVES AND EACH OTHER AND THE WORLD; AND; WOAH! IT WAS VERY, VERY GOOD! IT WAS; MUY BUENO! UPON THEIR TONGUE; AND THEY LAUGHED; AND SHARED THAT, TOO, WITH THE WORLD SAYING; "THIS... ... THIS... IS GOOD!”... 4. ...AND GOD-UPON-THE-ROAD-REVEALED WAS LOVED AND DID LOVE; SAYING; "O, YES; THIS TOO, IS VERY, VERY GOOD!" AND THE IDEA OF WOMEN IN THE WORLD IMPRESSED GOD; AND GOD THEM; AND; MAKING ANOTHER MUSIC TOGETHER; WAS-T A NEW OMEN... 5. ...AND, LO! A SHROUD UPON THE ROAD-REVEALED; WAS HEAVEN-ETERNAL; AND; THE MUSIC OF GOD WAS THE RULE AND THE WAY, AND; SPAKE THE-ANGELS-WHO-WERE-GOD, SAYING: "ALL IS WELL, EACH ONE BEING THE BEST OF A KIND; AND HOLY UNTO ME." AND IT WAS AGAIN, SO VERY, VERY, GOOD......ACT 2 CHAPTER 1 1. ...NOW THE RIGHT FRONT FINGER ROSE ONCE MORE, AND BID THE ANGELS: "RIDE AGAIN, AND MAKE MUSIC AMONG THE SOULS WHO LIVE ALONG THE ROAD; FOR; LAY THEY, LACKING PASSION, AND THEIR HEARTS HAVE GROWN SOBER, SO THAT THEY NOTICE NOT THE ATROPHY WHICH HAS OVERWHELMED THEM” ... 2. ...AND THE ANGELS WERE BORNE, ON WHEELS NOW RE-MADE; AND THE TWO WHEELS OF EACH WERE AS A FIRE TO THE MORTAL EYE; THEIR SEASON OF MAINTENANCE HAVING COME; AND THEN TO PASS; THUS; BEARING NEW GENERATION UPON THE WORLD...3. ...AND GOD-WHO-WAS-THE-ANGELS KNEW ONCE MORE OF BEING IN THE WIND; AND THE HAIR OF THE ANGELS HAVING FOUND NEW LENGTH, DID UNFURL; AND BEHIND THEM; WAS A GLORY TO BEHOLD! AND; THE RIGHT FRONT FINGER THEN; EVEN MOVED, AMONG THE TANGLES; FINDING GOODNESS THERE AS WELL... 4. ...AND IT CAME TO PASS; THAT GOD-WHO-WAS-THE-ANGELS DECLARED; "LET THIS WIND BE; AND WILDLY POTENT; ...AND A POWER UNTO IT'S OWN!" AND; DID SET IT TO MOVE AS IT WOULD IN THE WORLD, BY BREATH OF THE ANGELS; FOR; STAGNANCE LAY UPON THE ROAD-REVEALED, NEEDING A MIGHTY STIRRING... 5. ...AND; SO WENT THIS WIND; EVEN ACROSS ALL THE WORLD; AND THOSE LIVING BESIDE THE ROAD-REVEALED WERE SEEN TO KNEEL; PANTING-NAKEDLY; SO STRONG WERE THEIR PASSIONS MADE NEW, BY THE BREATH OF THE ANGELS UPON THEIR EARS... AND; IT WAS GOOD...... CHAPTER 2 1. AND IT CAME, AND IN PASSING; WAS A THIRD REVELATION, AND AN OMEN; UNTO THE SHROUDED-NESS OF HEAVEN; THAT IN THE RIDING LAY, IT'S SELF; THE TRUE GLORY ... ... FOR; THOUGH DESTINATION HELD GREAT APPEAL; TO RIDE WAS THE THING ... AS; ALL WHO DID SEE DID THEN COVET THE RIDE... 2. ...SO THE ANGELS-WHO-WERE-GOD SMILED UPON THE COVETOUS; SAYING FOR THE FIRST TIME: "NO-WAY, DUDES! ...: TO RIDE THOU MUST BE FIRST FOUND UN-SOILED BY THE STALE-NESS WHICH HATH BECOME IN THE WORLD, AND HATH HIDDEN ITSELF FROM THE BREATH OF ANGELS!"... 3. ...AND; AROSE, THEN A GREAT WAILING, FROM THOSE WHO HAD NOT TWO WHEELS, AND THE WAILING WAS HEART-FELT; AND GOD HEARD THE WAILING OF THEM, AND SAID AT LAST: "THIS... THIS ... IS NOT GOOD!" AND IT WAS NOT GOOD...4. ...THEN, GOD-WHO-WAS-THE-ANGELS FELT THE WEIGHT OF THEIR LONGING; AND PROFFERED ANOTHER FINGER; THAT ONE NEXT TO THE RIGHT-FRONT; SAYING: "COME THOU, NOW, UNTO ME, THOSE OF YOU WHO ART IN DIRE NEED OF RIDING, AND; MAKE UNTO ME A MUSIC OF YOUR WAILING; 5. ..."THAT THOU SHALT MAKE ME GLAD IN THE PROVING OF YOUR STALE-LESS-NESS!" AND THOSE UN-FEARING OF THE WRATH OF GOD UPON THEIR FAILING; DID RAISE THEMSELVES UP TO THIS OCCASION; AND GOD; UPON THE ROLLING THRONE OF CHROMIUM-FIRE, BLESSED THEM WITH MERCY...... CHAPTER 3 1. ...THUS CAME GOD TO CHOOSE FROM AMONG THEM; THOSE WHO DID NOT TREMBLE AND WHINNY, AND THEIR WAILING; WAS-T BECOME A NEW ELEMENT TO THE MUSIC, AND UNTO GOD; NEW BEAUTY. THEN; GOD-WHO-WAS-THE-ANGELS WAS-T GLAD... 2. ...NOW THIS NEW MUSIC, SET THE ANGELS TO PONDER; AND IN PONDERING; AGAIN TO PARTAKE, AND; THEY BEHELD AGAIN INNER VISION, SEEING: ONE AMONG THE CHOSEN THEY WOULD-ST NEEDS CALL TO JOIN THEM IN PARTAKING; AND SEEING HER RIDE; THEY CALLED HER: "BEAVE" ... 3. ...SO, BEAVE, HEARING HER NAME IN THE VOICE OF THE ANGELS; BEING SURE TO HERSELF, THAT SHE WOULD NOT TREMBLE; CAME BEFORE THEM, ASKING: "... HOLY-ROLLERS ... WHAT WOULD-ST THOU ASK OF ME?" AND THEY SAID UNTO HER AS ONE VOICE: "GET THEE DOWN, DUDE, BEFORE US!"... 4. ...AND BEAVE ALMOST TREMBLED, BUT; REMEMBERING; THEY HAD CALLED HER; BEAVE CHECKED HERSELF, AND; SHE KNELT HERSELF DOWN BEFORE THEM. THEN BEAVE, WITHOUT FEAR, FOR; SHE KNEW HER COUNTENANCE WAS PROPER; ASKED AGAIN: "HOW, BEST, GOD, MIGHT I SERVICE THEE?"... 5. ...AND THE ANGELS-WHO-WERE-GOD SAID UNTO HER: "ARISE, NOW!" AND: "JOIN US; THAT WE MAY, EACH OF US; KNEEL ALSO BEFORE YOU; THAT WE ALL SHALT BE AS ONE; AND EQUALLY EMPOWERED BY OUR OWN GRACE!" SO DID THE BEAVE RISE, BLESS-ED, AND, UNTO GOD, SAYING: "O, THIS...IS SO GOOD! “...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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