Phillipe

Dang. I had a nice reddish-purple suede one - professional type. *sob* Gone with the rest of the stuff.

The cadence of it makes me uncomfortable. Thank you.

I loved it. And, I love how things work out like that so often - a typo here, a word there, and it seems to hit at the heart of what is being discussed without even trying. Oh, luv - they sound like ULC material to me. Of course, the Admins might not see it that way... AHEM *cough, cough, cough* *in small voice* None at all, I suppose *sigh* Sounds wonderful, dear. Just one fly in the ointment, though - I have no friends. I could bring sheep... Oh, but you're wicked! Could be, could be, leather floggers, aye, know what I mean, know what I mean, nudge, nudge, wink, wink?

Oh, geeze - I fergetted you were my personal electrician...

Sure. ...just let me get some oysters first...

Getting Freudian on me, eh? But think of the fun - the knock-down, drag-out discussions of Renaissance methods of corporal punishment...the wonders of the automatic flush privy... The WENCHES, woman...the WENCHES!!! I guess that's a matter of another stripe altogether...

Good. Well, hey, invite them to join ULC and come onto this forum - that way, they can get the milk without buying the zebra. ...

Sweetheart, you could remove everything and still be naughty. ...thank Neptune...

With an avatar of an angel in 'cuffs, how could I possibly forget?

Thank you, luv - -but it takes one to know one!

I thought this WAS our room ...didn't you guys just put another quarter in the little slot when the curtain closed?

Naughty Theresa. Bad, naughty Theresa. ...but you have such drive...

No, no artiste (my tongue wants to go "t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t" at the end of that word) - just have weird wiring in my noggin. Kind of like one of those monkeys that type out Shakespeare...

Thank you for the thought, really - but I've never imagined there would be a market for that, unless it were something like being a staff writer for someone like Weird Al Yankovic. Otherwise, the copyright issues alone would be immense...

Here I am...

Thank you, my Queen. Hope I didn't alienate any necromancers on the board...

Kismet

Amazing how those two emoticons are so perfectly mated, isn't it? Coincidence or...?

Excellent sweets! Now the biggest decision is, the Ferrari or the Lamborghini...

Remember those machines you put a quarter in and stand on, then they vibrate you all over? ...I liked them.

Glad y'all like it!

LOL - maybe they're one and the same, like Bruce Wayne and Batman.

Oddly familiar sentiments... Love it!

*shimmy, shake*