Phillipe Posted October 9, 2007 Report Share Posted October 9, 2007 WDED digs deeeeeep into our classics vault and pulls out this vintage Fubert and the Man-Apes single about a man who is seriously depressed at Halloween, that most wondrous time of year, and how the solution to his problem suddenly appears......but not in the way he might have expected...bwahahahahahahahahahaha!Commercial-free until November 1st! Turn on, tune in and zone out!WDED - we're DED!______________________________________________________________________Return of the BaboonAll lonely was I in my cramped little roomHearing voices of pain, depression, and gloomA knock on the door seemed to spell out my doomThat’s when I witnessed the return of the baboonHe entered my cell with a bounce and a grinI hollered, “Who the hell let YOU in?!?”Ignoring my question, he bounced off the bedAnd put three bananas on top of my headHe then did a gainer onto my wood floorHe made a weird sound – partly scream, partly snoreThen he climbed up the curtains and tumbled with gleeAnd ended up directly in front of meI knew this baboon from my past glory timesHe helped when I got stuck creating my rhymesA practical joker, the life of the roomThat’s what I now faced in this silly baboonHe pulled a small tic from his yellow-brown furThen begged for some food like a starving old curHe told me some jokes and did some pantomimeNo one could accuse him of being sublimeHe put his back legs into my pair of bootsThen ate some bananas and let out some tootsJust when I had thought he was acting too niceHe went and drank my last bottle of Old SpiceHe burped and he laughed and he twirled in the air(That’s just like a baboon – he hasn’t a care)He showed me some pictures – what bad baboon smut! –Then circled behind me and chomped on my buttI finally got him to stop running ‘roundAnd trapped that baboon with my arms on the groundAt first he just struggled and flailed and hissedThen he puffed out his lips and he gave me a kissOh, somewhere a kitty is sleeping all soundAnd somewhere a puppy is saved from the poundThey give their folks happiness, love, and friendship But me? I have baboon spit on my top lip! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bel Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theresa Posted October 10, 2007 Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 Sounds like your Baboon is almost as annoying as my little brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillipe Posted October 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2007 LOL - maybe they're one and the same, like Bruce Wayne and Batman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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