AT8FATES

Id'e like to introduce to you Beautiful People to another member of your "family" here at The Universal Life Church, Mr. E.J. Vance (aka. "Minister Skyddz"). I said "Ide like to...", but I cant....'cause He's not here right now. Instead, I brought along a little part of something that we lovingly like to call "THE REVELATIONS BY MINISTERS SKYDDZ AND FATE". Now, although the name of "yours truly" happens to be included in the title of this Masterpiece, I actually penned very little of it (most of my input consisted of some minor editing and some major LMAO). All credits should go to the one and only Minister Skyddz -whom I am hoping shows up here real soon (just in case some members of the viewing audience should happen to take offense, be like old times again, back to back and "dukes to the door!!" ). --Anyway, there are a few familiar characters which make an appearance... a few from around here even: Mikey "Burning Sherpa" Skyddz Myself (AT8FATES) SOUND EFFECTS etc.etc. Depending upon the reviews of this small piece of "sheer genius", Minister Skyddz may even be convinced to present successive installments of this epic work Himself! Ive got a very "High Profile" court case that needs my attention, now, so, without further adieu...read this=====> "THE REVELATIONS BY MINISTERS SKYDDZ AND FATE". THE GENESIS ACT 1 CHAPTER 1 1. ...AND IT CAME, AND THE STORM SEEMED TO PASS; AND THE RIGHT-FRONT FINGER WHO CALLED ITSELF GOD, DID SEE THE STORM, AND WAS PROUD UNTO ITSELF; AND CALLED AGAIN, SAYING: "IT IS GOOD."... 2. ...AND THE DEEP VOICED MOTOR PURRED ONWARD; AND ALL LIFE WAS RENEWED BY IT'S EXHAUST, AND THE FUMES WERE ROSIE ON HIGH; AND IT SAW THAT IT WAS GOOD... 3. ...AND THE DAY OF GOD BECAME AS THE NIGHT; AND BECAME AS THE DAY AGAIN; AND THE NIGHT BEFORE THE SECOND DAY WAS AN OMEN; AND; UNTO GOD; A ROAD; AND A PASSAGE REVEALED... 4. ...AND THE WINGS OF GOD WERE AS TWO WHEELS; AND THE WHEELS WERE WIDE, AND THEY WERE WILD; AS THE WILDEST BEAST OF THE FIELD; ONE HUNDRED-FOLD; AND GOD SAW THE WILD-NESS; AND; KNEW THAT IT WAS GOOD... 5. ...AND IT CAME TO PASS THAT GOD DID RIDE WITH THE ANGELS; AND; THAT THEY MADE A FINE MUSIC TOGETHER; AND THERE WAS A GREATER EXHAUST; AND THEY BECAME WELL LOVED BY THE MUSIC AND IT WAS GOOD... ... CHAPTER 2 1. ...AND IT CAME AND ALMOST PASSED; BUT THE ANGELS GRIPPED IT'S TAIL; THAT THE MORNING AFTER NIGHT WAS THE THIRD DAY, AND; UPON THAT TIME THE ANGELS RODE INTO NEW-DAWN; AND; THE ROAD-REVEALED BECAME A CAUSE AND THE PURPOSE ... 2. ...AND THE BAND OF ANGELS LOOKED UPON THE ROAD-REVEALED; AND; THE MUSIC AND THE PURPOSE WAS GOOD. AND THEY DEEMED IT SO, AND; THEY SAID IT WAS GOOD; AND; THE MUSIC AND THE ROAD-REVEALED BECAME THE FOURTH DAY... 3. ...SO WAS THE PURPOSE FOR THE FIFTH DAY; AND; GOD-WHO-WAS-THE-ANGELS FELT THE ROAD-REVEALED RENEWED; AND; THE ANGELS CONTINUED THEIR RIDING... AND THE SOUND OF THE WHEELS UPON THE ROAD-REVEALED... 4. ...WAS THE MUSIC OF THE SIXTH DAY; AND THERE WAS LIGHT; AND THE ANGELS SAW THE LIGHT; THAT IT WAS DEFINITELY GOOD, SO ON THE NIGHT BEFORE THE SEVENTH DAY, THEY PARTOOK; AND BECOMING DRUNK; SHARED INNER-VISION... 5. ...AND THE VISION WAS TOMORROW; THAT IT WOULD BE GOOD; AND A DAY TO REST; FOR THEY WERE SORE-IN-THE-SADDLE, AND WEARY; AND; THOUGH THE RIDING AND THE MAKING OF MUSIC WAS STILL NO BURDEN; FOR THEY WERE THE ANGELS-WHO-WERE-GOD: THEY WOULD COME TO REST...... =================================================================== part 2? Peace.

lmao Lets see whats this has turned into now: Hmmm, fresh butter, maids, ethnic girls and sex... oh! and churning!...yes, churning... mmmm, chuuurrrning...

your maid? ...your maid?! ...you meant wife...didnt you? (im kidding, Doris, really...)

LOL, no, Silver it is not.

...and we were getting along so well, too.

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Molsons LMAO...Thats why it hurts so much the next morning, eh?

Peace, Matthew. To You and your Wife. Peace.

Im not so sure about the sausage patties either, but i hear the marjorine is defenitely worth stealing!

...maybe Uriah Heep: Sweet Loraine? ...Strawberry Alarmclock?

Hey, Do ya know how Canadians spell Canada? ...C eh?, N eh?, D eh?... peace. (the part with the cop... stereotypically FUNNY!)

Im with ya , Phil...lets save him before some greasy lowlife in a dark alley turns him on with the dastardly FRENCH FRY!

"Stop"!

PART 1 Then, Once, Is, A Great Spirit, Whom does and did, foresee the impending effects of Eternal Existence among some of the Other potentially Great Spirits about Himself*. Seeking to delay the inevitable Fate of Boredom and Discord among some of the more inquisitive Spirits, this Great Spirit concieved the notion** of an "In-Eternal" physical condition, called "Mortality". Now, though this Great Spirit Is eternal, He doesnt have the eternally unlimited energy to keep this up forever, He has therefore promised to keep it "Alive" as long as He possibly can, so that as some of the other Spirits Whom have advanced to the point of Greatness, could also partake of this unique experience of which He has to offer. And from His Sacrifice of energy is ceated "Time". --------------------------------------------------------------- *Himself: Generic personification of genderless Great Spirit. **Notion: One of the benefits and/or side effects of being a Great Spirit is that upon having a "notion", also comes along with it, a "Creation". ---------------------------------------------------------------- Moral # 1: At the end of the road, concern for those still traveling will reveal a new direction. ------------ peace, AT8FATES

vegas....

very shady. very cool! peace, AT8FATES

"Rocky Mountain Way" was a much better song...(imo) peace

"...and the eyes of those/ who think they saw what happened." Peace, (edit: Shocking Blue!...Yes!)

Oh, hey, who was it that did that song, "I'm your Venus..." just slipped my mind...

I was gonna say," the moonbeam song", but I was afraid people would think i was some kinda "alien" or something... peace, AT8FATES

The people who focused on the story of her children and placed any relevency in the story of her life would have missed the point. This day was not about the life and death and life of this woman and her child. That day had come and gone years ago. If you would like to know what this day was about, "seek and ye shall find" (if the desire is there, so is the will...and the hope). Peace, AT8FATES

That is VERY cool! Same thing I did too!

...nice save...