Celtic Shaman

Thanks for the suggestion. Maybe I'll just threaten to withhold her Metamucil.

Merlin from the Arthurian sagas, although not so much the end portion with that whole Nimue business. I would call for a rewrite or maybe some fan fiction with an alternate ending . Merlin meets up with a Celtic prince. They fall madly in love, sail off to Avalon together, and live happily ever after.