Great Come Back

[Rev. Gregory Kensbock]

SITTING BEHIND A COUPLE OF NUNS AT A

SAN DIEGO CHARGERS GAME

(WHOSE HABITS PARTIALLY BLOCKED THEIR VIEW),

THREE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS

IN AN EFFORT TO GET THEM TO MOVE.

IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID,

'I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH ,

THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE.'

THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID,

'I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA ,

THERE ARE ONLY 50 NUNS LIVING THERE.'

THE THIRD GUY SAID, 'I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO ,

THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE.'

ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND,

LOOKED AT THE MEN,

AND IN A VERY SWEET, CALM VOICE SAID,

'WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL . THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS LIVING THERE.'

[SilverRose]

cute!