Dr. Seuss Gets Horror-ble

[Phillipe]

This is another Halloween blast from the past that we here at WDED are playing while our host Phildrich is traveling in Romania.

Enjoy!

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Dr. Seuss Gets Horror-ble

One fish, two fish

Live fish, dead fish

I will not touch that severed hand

I will not touch it, Sam-I-Am!

The Cat in the Hat was soon boiled in the vat

Hop on Pop until he drops!

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The Monster’s New Ball

Was a regal affair

So Mrs. Frankenstein

Did up her tall hair

And Frankie himself,

That collection of parts,

Was pegged to be host

Of this Fair of Dead Arts

Now Drac in the basement

Was shining his fangs

While Werewolf was upstairs

Combing out his bangs

The Creature, that guy who

Lives in the lagoon

Was practicing speeches

To light up the room

The Phantom was there

With Christine at his side

But the Terror of London

Was out for a ride

The Mummy was rapping

And Jekyll was quiet

His true alter ego,

Hyde, started a riot

Now these were the big names

From Hollywood past

Their murders and tortures

Through all time would last

But then came the new crop

Of crazy nutcases,

Of mass-murder players

With gore-dripping faces

Ol’ Freddie the Krueger

That psycho supreme

And Pin Head, that guy

Who appears in your dream

Now Jason hung out

At the bar now and then

While Dr. Lechter

Had a snack in the den

They all got together

To talk of their jobs

To tell of their victims

And laugh at their sobs

The party, it lasted

‘Til quarter to four

That’s when Frankie saw them all

Out the front door

As they all went home

In their custom-made hearses

And muttered vile oaths

And then laughed at their curses

The Bride of Frankie

Put her hand ‘round his waist

“What about the kids, dear?

Should I fry, boil, or baste?”

[Bel]

I think this one is my favorite.

[Theresa]

That was to cute.