A Ghastly Welcome


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This is a welcome I wrote for a friend of mine who used the screen-name "Ghastly" when he joined the Pyrate forum I was in. He's a dedicated horror and monster fan, so I thought this appropriate to the Halloween "season".

Enjoy!

A Ghastly Welcome

From a graveyard fairly foggy

With a shrouded point of view

With a shot of formaldehyde

And a piercing shriek or two

From the gallows on the sidebar

And the chat room and the threads

From the vampire-like poets

And the shrunken native heads

From the guillotine a-choppin’

And the rack a-stretchin’ wide

To the hearse out in the driveway

Waiting for your final ride

Comes a ghastly welcome to you

To this undead Pyrate Pub

Now for the initiation -

Christine – get the studded club!

Hands will tear and rip your clothing

Flesh will melt away from bone

When your organs are all bleeding

We sure hope you’ll call this home!

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