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A learned blockhead is a greater blockhead than an ignorant one.- Benjamin Franklin

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.- Albert Einstein

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same woman. (apologies to) Mignon McLaughlin

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another. - William Shakespeare

Humor is reason gone mad. Groucho Marx

If one is desperate for love, I suggest looking at one's friends and family and see if love is all around. If not, get a new set of friends, a new family. Jasmine Guy

I’ve always felt that life is a novel, and part of it is written for you, and part of it is written by you. It's up to you to write the ending, ultimately. Lynn Johnston

I believe that it is better to tell the truth than a lie. I believe it is better to be free than to be a slave. And I believe it is better to know than to be ignorant . H. L. Mencken

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work . Doug Larson

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Mark Twain

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. Steve Wozniak

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. Robert Frost

oth young children and old people have a lot of time on their hands. That's probably why they get along so well. Jonathan Carroll

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. Leo Rosten

Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. Ambrose Bierce