ATD

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  1. A learned blockhead is a greater blockhead than an ignorant one.- Benjamin Franklin

  2. Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.- Albert Einstein

  3. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same woman. (apologies to) Mignon McLaughlin

  4. God has given you one face, and you make yourself another. - William Shakespeare

  5. Humor is reason gone mad. Groucho Marx

  6. If one is desperate for love, I suggest looking at one's friends and family and see if love is all around. If not, get a new set of friends, a new family. Jasmine Guy

  7. I’ve always felt that life is a novel, and part of it is written for you, and part of it is written by you. It's up to you to write the ending, ultimately. Lynn Johnston

  8. I believe that it is better to tell the truth than a lie. I believe it is better to be free than to be a slave. And I believe it is better to know than to be ignorant . H. L. Mencken

  9. For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work . Doug Larson

  10. Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Mark Twain

  11. Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. Steve Wozniak

  12. The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. Robert Frost

  13. oth young children and old people have a lot of time on their hands. That's probably why they get along so well. Jonathan Carroll

  14. Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. Leo Rosten

  15. Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. Ambrose Bierce

  16. I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. Robert Benchley

  17. Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. Jim Fiebig

  18. Change is the only constant. Hanging on is the only sin. - Denise McCluggage

  19. I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies. Oscar Wilde

  20. Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out. Anton Chekhov

  21. Dictionary.com says; sci·ence    [sahy-uhns) noun 1. a branch of knowledge or study dealing with a body of facts or truths systematically arranged and showing the operation of general laws: the mathematical sciences. 2. systematic knowledge of the physical or material world gained through observation and experimentation. 3. any of the branches of natural or physical science. 4. systematized knowledge in general. 5. knowledge, as of facts or principles; knowledge gained by systematic study. Science is essentually amethod of seeking the truth,no matter where it leads, even to Religion Religion is a collrction of dogma, that has come from a predetermed Truth, and resist any Science which contradicts dogma To call Science Religion is an insult to Science Just my two cents ATD
  22. Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein

  23. A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. Clifton Paul Fadiman

  24. Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.- Jim Fiebig

  25. All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.- Lewis Black