Rev. Heather

he and Vanna spent some time on the pier selling t shirts to tourists. After 36 hours they had made a whopping 2.99. They hoped it was enough for the guide. When they aproached the guide with their money in hand...

She went to rustle up some tribbles when she realized she had no tribble rustling up equipment. She looked in the phone book for a store that sold it but all she found was a listing for...

she did not have enough money to put an ad in the paper looking for Marty. How could she earn money. She had a thought and went off to find the tribbles. She wanted to spin their wool into yarn to sell but....

a rat and four turtles with odd names. She thought about how she could track these critters down. She knew of an oracle named...

went down to his local CVS to buy some floss. While standing in line at the checkout he noticed on a magazine about Vanna saving the world but bringing forth tribbles, Marty just knew he had to...

Handgliding across America looking for the Golden Pencil Box. he suddenly felt an urge to floss his teeth and thought of Vanna, but how could he find her. He decided to try....

turned into chocolate mousse. Vanna squeeled. She hates mousse. In that moment she realized she was naked, as she had used her thong as the dental floss earlier to sew the rift. As she ran to hide herself she thought of Marty she knew he could help if only...

tribble and its mate came flying through. Vanna just knew having been an avid Star Trek fan that this was bad. She quickly finished sewing and went to work...

QVC. She apologized that she would not be able to make her next appearance but since the rift was opening she did not expect to be alive. But as Vanna was always courteous she thought a call would be nice. Deciding today was not a good day to die Vanna quickly changed into her Super Secret Super Hero Thong of Justice...

answered it. On the othe end she heard "This is a free call from the Los Angeles County Jail, will you accept it?" Turns out it is Wink Martendale asking for bail money as he was caught in womens clothes on Santa Monica Pier trying to sell his wares. As Vanna ponders what Wink looks like in heels...

while Vanna was peddling her new yarn line she heard a voice call her saying "Vanna turn the letters, see Marty" so...

once he reached the light he tried to get his bearings, but his eyes were stinging from being in the dark for so long. He looked off in the distance and for a moment he swore he saw Vanna.... but it turns out it was Monty Hall asking to make a deal. So Marty...

... belt out a Broadway hit, with amazing choreography. Just as the moment of the big finish approached Marty wondered...

... how can I choose between my two great loves? So he googled pencilbox polyamoury and found out that...

Knocked Marty out with his odor and drug him back to his cave that was filled with...