A Real Bedtime Story


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Continuing with all the greatest hits, all the time, here's Count Von SeeFoo and the Horrorettes with...

A REAL Bedtime Story

Care Bears cavorting neath' bright morning sun

Kitties and puppies all having their fun

Flowers do sway to the music so nice

Courtesy of the twelve fiddling mice

Curtsy and bow as the dancers all do

Trip the fantastic - a new waltz or two

Rainbows appear in the cloudless blue sky

Lions and lambs all together do lie

"Thank you" and "Please" are the words of the day

No one need tussle to get their own way

Lollipops grow on the branches of trees

When the snow falls, we seem never to freeze

Every day's bright with its magical fill

Everyone's healthy, no one can get ill

Women are gorgeous, the men are all sleek

Seven days loafing makes up our work week

(*looks around...*)

...I think the youngsters have been lulled to sleep...

Suddenly Hell came to rule once again

Bringing back sorrow and worry and pain

Eating the puppies and slaying the cats

Throwing Care Bears into bubbling vats

Stomping on flowers and poisoning mice

Using the bones of the dancers as dice

Polluting the rainbow and darkening sky

Slaying the lions and lambs as they lie

"No, Master, NO!!!" are the words that we love

There'll be no salvation from Heaven above

Lollipops sodden with toxic decays

Snowflakes are plague-filled, just like the old days!

Eternal darkness is what we do see

I can't save you and you cannot save me

Women are demons, the men are much worse

Our work week is endless, our Satanic curse

(*Oops - the kids are waking up...*)

And so did the children live out their glad days

Exploring the world and its wondrous ways

It's lunch time, I think - have a hot dog or two

You really love me, and I truly love you!

Good night, boys and girls...

...wherever you are...

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