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I am dying to post this--forgive my language--I shall wash my mouth out with soap--but still post it!!

Taoism

** happens.

Buddhism

If ** happens, it's not really **.

Islam

If ** happens, it's the will of Allah.

Protestantism

** happens because you don't work hard enough.

Judaism

Why does this ** always happen to us?

Hinduism

This ** happened before.

Catholicism

** happens because you're bad.

Hare Krishna

** happens rama rama.

T.V. Evangelism

Send more **.

Atheism

No **.

Jehova's Witness

Knock knock, ** happens.

Hedonism

There's nothing like a good ** happening.

Christian Science

** happens in your mind.

Agnosticism

Maybe ** happens, maybe it doesn't.

Rastafarianism

Let's smoke this **.

Existentialism

What is ** anyway?

Stoicism

This ** doesn't bother me.

cheers!

S

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I am dying to post this--forgive my language--I shall wash my mouth out with soap--but still post it!!

Taoism

** happens.

Buddhism

If ** happens, it's not really **.

Islam

If ** happens, it's the will of Allah.

Protestantism

** happens because you don't work hard enough.

Judaism

Why does this ** always happen to us?

Hinduism

This ** happened before.

Catholicism

** happens because you're bad.

Hare Krishna

** happens rama rama.

T.V. Evangelism

Send more **.

Atheism

No **.

Jehova's Witness

Knock knock, ** happens.

Hedonism

There's nothing like a good ** happening.

Christian Science

** happens in your mind.

Agnosticism

Maybe ** happens, maybe it doesn't.

Rastafarianism

Let's smoke this **.

Existentialism

What is ** anyway?

Stoicism

This ** doesn't bother me.

cheers!

S

You forgot the most pervailing and damaging *ism.

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Asininity:

Allowing the ** between your ears to exit your mouth.

Edited by Songster

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Sorry, Crzyme, I just dont dig your ** .

same ** different day

and I will freely admit I was paraphrasing ** that has been slug at me by only the vile people who have labeled themselves Christians while being mean, ugly and nasty and lumping all Christians into the same ** boat in which those individuals float.

as this was a pun based lump I did, and in doing so I am guilty of some bad ** (bigotry toward Christians) even as I have some dear close friends and many acquaintances who are lovely people as well as being Christian, I do tend to hold a bigotry towards those hateful self called Christians (because in my life these are the humans who have caused me the most damage), I am always working on this aspect of my personality, I do not enjoy being or becoming what I dislike in them, so I try and not be hateful or ugly to others.

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Theory of life:

My**, your **, --boils down to one big pile of **, for we know ** all!--we are simply wading in **. But don`t :hhike: could be worse, we could be buried in it. :yuck:

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~ Oooh! I've enjoyed this ** :biggrinthumb:

Thank you all :)

Perhaps Rev. Rainbow? { just in the joking manner the rest are played... }

Christianity:

Be good or Daddy's gonna **

:dntknw:

Just mucking in the ** doncha know... ;)

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