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Happy Halloween.. living out in the boonies, the only kids I get are usually the grandkids... So I get the candy they don't :thumbu:

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This year, the kids who come to my house get IOU's!

Times are tough, and candy ain't cheap. That's why this year I passed out little packets of Taco Bell sauce that I've been saving for the last several months.

"Whatcha want, kid, hot or mild?"

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Times are tough, and candy ain't cheap. That's why this year I passed out little packets of Taco Bell sauce that I've been saving for the last several months.

"Whatcha want, kid, hot or mild?"

Hows that stuff washing off your front door, car and spaceship?

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Happy Candy! licklips.gif

Noooooooooooooooooooo!

Not the candy! Didn't you hear about Pat Robertson's warning where this years Halloween treats were prayed over by Witches and evil spirits.

I hope you didn't read this too late and have already ingested some M&M's because now not only should you get your stomach pumped but have a priest do an exorcism at the same time. The whole Linda Blair scene all over again.

Way to go Pat Robertson "lying for Jesus"

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I was pleased. My daughter wanted to go out trick or treating, but none of us were feeling the greatest, so we decided to stay in. She spent the evening standing by the door handing out candy to visitors and told me that it was more fun to give candy than to take candy.

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Hows that stuff washing off your front door, car and spaceship?

Hey! How do you know about that? Were you trick-or-treating at my house last night?

I should have known that kid in the Llama suit was too big to be a real kid.

Noooooooooooooooooooo!

Not the candy! Didn't you hear about Pat Robertson's warning where this years Halloween treats were prayed over by Witches and evil spirits.

No, I didn't hear that, so I did a seach for it, and sure enough, it was on Pat Robertson's website. It has since been removed, but here it is cached.

Pretty scary stuff there:

During this period demons are assigned against those who participate in the rituals and festivities. These demons are automatically drawn to the fetishes that open doors for them to come into the lives of human beings. For example, most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches.

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Mother earth is highly celebrated during the fall demonic harvest. Witches praise mother earth by bringing her fruits, nuts and herbs. Demons are loosed during these acts of worship. When nice church folk lay out their pumpkins on the church lawn, fill their baskets with nuts and herbs, and fire up their bonfires, the demons get busy. They have no respect for the church grounds. They respect only the sacrifice and do not care if it comes from believers or non-believers.

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Halloween is much more than a holiday filled with fun and tricks or treats. It is a time for the gathering of evil that masquerades behind the fictitious characters of Dracula, werewolves, mummies and witches on brooms. The truth is that these demons that have been presented as scary cartoons actually exist. I have prayed for witches who are addicted to drinking blood and howling at the moon.

While the lukewarm and ignorant think of these customs as "just harmless fun," the vortexes of hell are releasing new assignments against souls. Witches take pride in laughing at the ignorance of natural men (those who ignore the spirit realm).

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The danger of Halloween is not in the scary things we see but in the secret, wicked, cruel activities that go on behind the scenes. These activities include:

  • Sex with demons
  • Orgies between animals and humans
  • Animal and human sacrifices
  • Sacrificing babies to shed innocent blood
  • Rape and molestation of adults, children and babies
  • Revel nights
  • Conjuring of demons and casting of spells
  • Release of "time-released" curses against the innocent and the ignorant.

I had no idea. And to think that for years I've been friendly with several witches. :fear:

Way to go Pat Robertson "lying for Jesus"

I think it might be okay if he's a human incarnation of God.

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The saddest thing about his comments are that some people will actually buy every word he says as Gospel.

I spent my morning with my Wiccan friends which I do the first Sunday of every month and have never encountered

  • Sex with demons
  • Orgies between animals and humans
  • Animal and human sacrifices
  • Sacrificing babies to shed innocent blood
  • Rape and molestation of adults, children and babies
  • Revel nights
  • Release of "time-released" curses against the innocent and the ignorant.

We did discuss whether just the "intent" of casting a spell should be all that is necessary if one could focus their thought forms sufficiently.

Time released curses seem pretty darn sophisticated to me.

Time for Pat to grab his Bible and sit in the old rocking chair on the porch and keep his ignorant mouth shut.

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"time for pat to grab his bible and sit in the old rocker on the porch and keep his ignorent mouth shut"

yeah right,and the rest like him and westboro baptist,but then,how would they fleece the flock?

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I hope everyone had a blessed and safe Halloween/Samhain.

Sorry guys. No orgies with demons going on at my house. And the bones of those tasty babies get stuck in your teeth.

Do you have any good baby recipes? No Bar-B-Q ones though.

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