Happy Birthday Phillipus Regis I


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Awww, thankees, all! Here I thought I'd slip silently and unnoticed into my Golden Years...

But NOOOOOOOOOOOOO - BEL has to FELICITATE me in front of the WHOLE FORUM!!! :o

...it WAS nice, tho...

Fuzzball - err, no...since I'm OTD, I put the batteries on ice and tried to plug in the prune juice... :unsure:

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Awww, thankees, all! Here I thought I'd slip silently and unnoticed into my Golden Years...

- BEL has to FELICITATE me in front of the WHOLE FORUM!!!

had to WHAT?

You know, it's against the forum rules for obsce...

oh wait....n/m.

Happy Birthday.

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Congratulations on staying alive! :thumbu:

Daniel, you don't know how very, very true that is. Was just reflecting yesterday that I've outlived all my nuclear family members. It was kind of a close call, though, because a few hours before my official birth time I started getting the sweats - you know, those all-over flop-sweat-kind-of affairs? This is a bit unusual for me since I rarely become ill, and my first thought was, "DARN! There goes the record!" :lol:

Luckily it passed within a half-hour and I went on to enjoy my current state of glory. Maybe it was just that electric prune juice... :blush:

Murph! You did a Me! Yay! :devil:

Fozzlenacht - that's the night that the lights went out in Georgia...

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Sung to the tune of:

"The Night The Lights Went Out in Georgia"

He was on his way home from Geezertop

Been two weeks gone and he thought he'd stop

At Chow's Strip Club and have a prune 'fore he went home to her

Andy SoLow said "Hello"

And he said "High, what's doin', Low?"

"Phil, sit down, I got some bad news, it's gonna hurt"

He said "I'm your best friend and you know that's right"

"But your young wench ain't home tonight"

"Since you been gone she's been playin' with that battery pack"

Well, he got mad 'n' he saw red and Andy said "Boy, don'tcha lose your head"

" 'cause to tell ya the truth, I been prunin' with her myself"

That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia

That's the night that they hung an innocent man

Well, don't trust your soul to no older-than-dirt lawyer

'cause the judge in the town's got prune juice on his hands

Well, Andy got scared and left the bar

Walkin' on home 'cause he didn't want a scar

See, Andy didn't have many friends and he'd just lost him one

Brother thought his wife musta left town

So he went home and dressed like a clown

The only thing Papa had left him, that was a popgun

And he went off to Andy's house

A'skippin' through the backwoods like Lenny with his mouse

Came upon some prunes too small for Andy to fake

He looked through the screen at the back-porch door

And he saw Andy lyin' on the floor

In a puddle of prune juice and a box of Shake-n-Bake

Well, the Georgia Patrol was a'makin' their rounds

So he fired a shot just to flag 'em down

And a big-bellied sheriff got his gun and said "Why'dya do it?"

And the judge said "Guilty" in a make-believe trial

And slapped the sheriff on the back with a smile

Said "Prune juice's waitin' at home and I gotta get to it"

That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia

That's the night that they hung an innocent man

Well, don't trust your soul to no older-than-dirt lawyer

'cause the judge in the town's got prune juice on his hands

Well, they hung my brother before I could say

The prunes he saw while on his way

To Andy's house and back that night were mine

And his cheatin' wife had never left town

And that's one body that'll never be found

See, lil' Prunella don't miss when she aims her gun

That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia, oh-oh-aah

That's the night that they hung an innocent man, ah-huh-unh

Well, don't trust your soul to no older-than-dirt lawyer

FADE

'cause the judge in the town's got prune juice on his hands

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Awww, thankees, all! Here I thought I'd slip silently and unnoticed into my Golden Years...

Fuzzball - err, no...since I'm OTD, I put the batteries on ice and tried to plug in the prune juice... :unsure:

Fuzzball, QUIT licking those cats!

Batteries hell, get the otd generator from the bus and go for more power.

:devil:

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Fuzzball, QUIT licking those cats!

Batteries hell, get the otd generator from the bus and go for more power.

:devil:

Phht! Yuk! Cats!!!! I thought that was a feather duster and was trying to get up the prune juice I spilled so Phil wouldn't notice and say I had enough and cut me off.

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