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... a dull boy - No! That's not it. ... makes Marty a rich man. However, on their way to Santa Monica a stranger approached them and said he knew where the Golden Pencil Box was and he would be their guide for a nominal fee so ...

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... a dull boy - No! That's not it. ... makes Marty a rich man. However, on their way to Santa Monica a stranger approached them and said he knew where the Golden Pencil Box was and he would be their guide for a nominal fee so ...

he and Vanna spent some time on the pier selling t shirts to tourists. After 36 hours they had made a whopping 2.99. They hoped it was enough for the guide. When they aproached the guide with their money in hand...

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they dropped it in his cup and, falling to their knees, ask to be taken to where the Golden Pencil Box lay hidden. However, only $2.98 had actually fallen into the cup, leaving the offer 1-cent short. So the guide...

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..angrily tossed the whole cup in the ocean and left them with only this riddle....

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... and this left Vanna and Marty in a state of total confusion, they both began to cry and embraced each other for moral (yeah, right) support but they were interupted by ...

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The unstable trilling of thousands of displaced parakeets who were somehow under the impression that they were the key to the location of the Golden pencil box, when suddenly....

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As soon as the cat caught site of his prey, a golden pincel fell from the top of the building and fit the him right between the eye pinning him to the pavement and a mighty voice said from above, :kimmy: I hate cats.

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Marty and Vanna immediately ran to the cats aid and Marty pulled the pencil out while Vanna stroked it. The cat was actually the Oracle of Delphi and told them that she would answer three of their questions; to which Vanna asked first...

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...and then Marty asked the Oracle if Vanna and himself were ever going to...

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... find the Golden Pencil Box (Haha. Gotcha.) and the Oracle said, "It is in your destiny to find the Golden Pencil Box but the quest will be long and demanding." "You have one more question", said the Oracle so ...

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... find the Golden Pencil Box (Haha. Gotcha.) and the Oracle said, "It is in your destiny to find the Golden Pencil Box but the quest will be long and demanding." "You have one more question", said the Oracle so ...

Marty and vannah asked the oracle where the nearest mcdonalds was and the oracle said in response.....

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... be over-flown by a large flock of parakeets with diarrhea so they ...

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..grabbed a newspaper to cover their heads with when they were amazed by the headline that said...

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as Yankee Doodle stuck a feather in his cap and...

old Mother Hubbard went to the cubard to get her old dog some bread, When she

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when she was done was a cupboard of food, lots of it and The Golgen Pencil box, she blessed god for the food, more than she could imagian. She asked God what the gold box was for, he told her to hide it as it was a very valuible object. They dined on steaks and all the fixens that nite with many more months of foods on hand. Old Mother Hubbard was so relived for the relief sent to her home. She hid the golden box very well and prayed and thanked God for the enless supply of food. Then Rosie odonald knocked on her door asking if she had foung a gold box.Said it wasnt valuible just a lost family heirloom..............

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