Rachara El Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 that had belonged to her Great-great-great-great Auntie Em, who had lost it in a terrible tornado that took... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fawzo Posted June 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 ..the old Fat Cow and sucked her into the vortex never to be seen again. You see while the pencil box brought a bountiful plenty if misused it became a curse and lead to severe obesity and a potty mouth. Old Mother Hubbard immediately wobbled into the other room cursing along the way and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bsawtelle Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 ...Marty, realizing time was running out, burst into the room. He looked at Rosie and said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachara El Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 "Here I am to save the day!!" But before the last note of his declaration left his lips, he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimBob Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 ... stumbled on the rug, fell face first on the hard wood floor and busted his nose so ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chi Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 hard that the blood was gushing from his Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fawzo Posted June 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 ...anus. So Rosie took the twinkie she was getting ready to eat and .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimBob Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 ... gave it to Marty to eat so that he would have a little pleasure while enduring his pain but just as he was about to take his first bit of it ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachara El Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 the hoard of wild parakeets swooped down and took the Twinkie! In a rage, Marty jumped up, shoving a napkin up his nose and the Twinkie wrapper up his... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanMo Posted June 18, 2008 Report Share Posted June 18, 2008 left sleeve, next to the flowers and rabbit-filled hat he always kept there. He noticed them again, and pulled them out, intending to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev. Gregory Kensbock Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 check on the rabbit's, but inside the hat he found only a small mouse pacing nervously back and forth, he looked at the mouse and said..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motel Ministries Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 that's the seventh rabbit you've eaten today.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fawzo Posted July 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 ..the mouse belched and said " someone has to do something about population control in here. throw me a ..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bsawtelle Posted July 13, 2008 Report Share Posted July 13, 2008 bothersome, liberal, overweight, obnoxious TV personality - I really feel like feasting." So Marty grabbed Rosie and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev. Gregory Kensbock Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Oprah, thinking that would be more then enough too eat, but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachara El Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 the hat was smashed flat by the weight of the beauties offered. So, after picking themselves up off the floor and wiping away any residual mouse, Rosie and Oprah said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev. Gregory Kensbock Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 We are sorry for what we did to you. But we shall..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabbiO Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 (edited) not allow ourselves to be overwhelmed by guilt. Brave words, but little did they know that in a small monastery tucked into the mountains of Nepal...... Edited July 25, 2008 by RabbiO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachara El Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 was a receiver from a spy satellite, recording their every word. And in the background shadows stood... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverRose Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 a silent man, holding a bottle of Hellmann's mayonnaise and chewing on a Snicker's bar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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