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You really should put up some sort of disclaimer. If someone slipped in a puddle while reading this profile, you'd have some serious liability issues!
5 years old? You need to slow down, dude. You look like crap for your age.
I like the green shirt you're wearing in your personal photo. Is that wool?
You seem like the sort of person who would know how much wood a wood chuck could chuck.
I like making comments.
Commenting is fun.
You win the prize for most emoticons in a profile!
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No personal statement? It's like your profile is nekked!
Worst profile ever...
Woo Hoo! Second comment!
Love the avatar!
This profile needs fewer comments.
Nice profile.