mererdog

5 years old? You need to slow down, dude. You look like crap for your age.

Aw, man. I was only able to bring your rating down from 5 stars to 4 stars. Your profile grades on a tough curve.

By clickin on the stars in the upper left hand corner of a profile where it says "rate me". You only get to do it once per person...

Commenting is fun.

commenting is fun

I can think of at least two drastically different things you could mean by that. Easily a nine point oh on the cryptic scale.

I certainly don't. Bunch of nonsense, the lot of it.

I gave you five stars for your profile. Don't spend them all in one place.

I just brought you rating down from 5 stars to 3 stars! Whee!

I just brought your profile down from 5 stars to 3 stars! Whee!

I just brought your profile down from 5 stars to 4! Whee!

I like making comments.

I like the green shirt you're wearing in your personal photo. Is that wool?

I like the way this profile smells.

I'm not touching your wife.

It's dusty in here. You really should vacuum your profile at least once a week.

Love the avatar!

Nice name

Nice profile.

No personal statement? It's like your profile is nekked!

Nobody does profile comments anymore :

Nobody does profile comments anymore :

Nobody does profile comments anymore

Now that all the status updates are visible to guests, is the idea behind making the off topic section invisible to them thoroughly null and void?

Ooooo. You have a bad reputation. I'm staying away from you!