mererdog

It's dusty in here. You really should vacuum your profile at least once a week.

Stop looking at my profile!

I certainly don't. Bunch of nonsense, the lot of it.

Wouldn't it be convenient if we had feet on our butts? We could sit comfortably while jogging....

Seriously. Nobody.

You have a bad reputation! My momma warned me to stay away from people like you!

I like the way this profile smells.

I'm not touching your wife.

Now that all the status updates are visible to guests, is the idea behind making the off topic section invisible to them thoroughly null and void?

Ooooo. You have a bad reputation. I'm staying away from you!

I can think of at least two drastically different things you could mean by that. Easily a nine point oh on the cryptic scale.

Nobody does profile comments anymore :

Nobody does profile comments anymore :

Nobody does profile comments anymore

By clickin on the stars in the upper left hand corner of a profile where it says "rate me". You only get to do it once per person...

I gave you five stars for your profile. Don't spend them all in one place.

I just brought your profile down from 5 stars to 3 stars! Whee!

I just brought your profile down from 5 stars to 4! Whee!

Nice name

Why, that means you only have ten days left before your birthday!

This profile has too many comments.

commenting is fun

yet another snide comment

Aw, man. I was only able to bring your rating down from 5 stars to 4 stars. Your profile grades on a tough curve.

I just brought you rating down from 5 stars to 3 stars! Whee!