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..the Wacko from Wendys was stuffing a hot baked potato..
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which ones hold the most meaning to you?
Neither. The only things that have meaning to me are the things I project that meaning onto.
The things I hold sacred are life and love.
Texts and ceremonies I see as tools to help me focus and lead a life of love.
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..but she blinked him into Dr. Bellows' office and Fawzo had to...
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... 7 more wishes becuase if I wshed for endless wishes my Genie Felicity would...
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...poof his second wish was granted and before him was a can containing the mutilated body parts of the Chef. Hmmm I have to be a little more specific with my wishes he thought as he grabbed a spoon and..
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,,Ok I wish I had a giant Klondike bar right this second...
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you don't need a wife- you know how to open your own can of Chef Boyardee
Tonight it was Hormel Hot Chili with beans
Actually ever since I was a little fuzzy fellow I thought I was going to wind up being a missionary. After contemplating the lack of the Chef and pizza in my diet if I followed my dream I had second thoughts and tried to be normal.
Attempts at finding a lifelong female companion had the following outcomes.
Peggy when I asked her to marry me she told me everything was too perfect and I was too nice and she felt I had a calling from God.
Dawn - Ran in her house and cried and I didn't see her until three months later and by that tme I was going out with an evil hottie.
Sharon - Stopped talking to me completely and ignored me.
The weird thing is I have had other women tell me they felt I had something to do with God and I never use to talk about religion at all. Maybe its my halo or soemthing.
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..beautiful female Genie named Felicity who says "My Lord thou hast freed me from the lantern. I shall grant thee three wishes. How may I please the?" to which Fawzo replies...
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I think I'd be upset and let little miss blondy sitting at the restaurant. I guess thats why I never got married.
I hate all those stupid little tests and games.
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..Fawzo realized he was never going to find the Golden pencil box on his own and needed all his friends from the ULC to help him. So he started rubbing..
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The Tao of Pooh
I loved the Tao of Pooh...are you going to read The Te of Piglet also?
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Yes congratulations and brightest blessings for the whole family!!!
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At the library today I picked up 'The secret message of Jesus" by Brian D. McLaren and "Why I am not a Christian" an essay by Bertrand Russell.
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..that the demons will be attracted to the fudge and one may walk freely among the...
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Just got done reading I Am Legend. If the movie is like the book, I'll pass. But then again, Hollywood changes books so much, it probably won't even be anything like the book. I'm still in the process of reading Anam Cara, A Book of Celtic Wisdom. And, after school gets back in session, my classes will be reading Esperanza Rising and To Kill A Mockingbird.
Is it just me, or does it seem that books written now are less challenging and thought provoking than those written 10-20+ years ago?
Yes it seems the farther back you go the more challenging they are to read. The Rosetta Stone was really tough trying to figure out the hieroglyphics and the pages were so thick
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..then an image of the golden pencil box appeared in Fawzo's half eaten grilled cheese sandwich and then he knew that his quest was true and that he had to..
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..except one which contained golden tea leaves. As Fawzo peered into it a wispy phantom appeared and said..
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..as he crash landed at the bottom of the hole there was no sign of the Grinch or Max but he found himself surrounded by a dozen large mole men who were all holding..
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..Fawzo said never as Max the Grinches dog bit Fawzo's ankle and the two of them jumped down the rabbit hole while Fawzo...
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..but the little blue people would have none of that as she was standing in the middle of the putting green. The leader named Guliver walked up to her and...
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.."Has anyone seen a white rabbit with a U.S.S. Enterprise tatto on its rump" the little blue people all began to..
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..small blue people three apples high. Nasa's control center was amazed as their remote camera zoomed in they noticed..
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..the 27 precepts of enlightenment which was kept in the golden pencil box which mysteriously appeared...
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Should We Be Allowed To Intentionally Harm Ourselves?
Maybe this question can be answered by looking at its antithesis.
Should we be allowed to intentionally pleasure ourselves? I think what you answer for one of these questions you have to answer for both!
Never Ending Story
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...Fawzo became dazed and confused (more than usual that is ) and passed out. Waking up he found himself at...