Fawzo
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Mankind's greatest achievement is no doubt getting the cheese inside the pizza crust!
Sorry rev.daniel but I only had you as #37 on my list
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... Tao. Flow like water - become one with your surroundings - you will become invisible. So Fawzo ...
..peed himself and became invisible and ran across the street into the Jiffy Lube and...
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..there isn't any. He then remembers a magic amulet his Master JimBob gave him and he remembers the words of his Master...
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... "Praise be to your Holy Hairiness", over and over again while Rawzo was stealthily sneeking up towards the stupid monkey's toe for the purpose of grabbing the Magic Golden Pencil Box but just as he was about to grab it ...
..a chunk of slimy green toe cheese fell out from between Kong's toes and knocked poor Rawzo loopy sending him....
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Sending all my best!
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..big stupid monkey then had an ingrown pencil box in his foot and it started to glow an electric blue color causing..
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..was relieving himself from the top of the wall and...
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...in..side of Darth Vader's helmet and the Reno 911 police squad arrives and Lt. Jim Dangle yells...
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...then Darth Vader showed up with a new Kryptonite Light Saber and forced Superman to hand over the golden pencil box and Lois. Darth Vader took the two of them to a galaxy far far away in the..
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..Rosie began beating the crap out of Superman until Donald Trump jumped on stage with a..
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but when she saw his supertweeter she ran away screaming. Suddenly....
.Rosie O'Donnel ran on the stage with a weed wacker and snipped...
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..Lois Lane had climbed to the top of the speaker tower to get an unobstructed view of the show when a rusted i-beam gave way sending her hurtling to the ground...
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I wish for the best for his family and friends as your friend now awakens on the other side of the veil. May his legacy of caring and love continue to grow through his family and friends.
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..so that Pee Wee could handle any of the hard obstacles that would arise and..
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..because Bush and Cheney got lost in the dark and got locked into a secret time capsule that couldn't be opened unil the year 2050 and Condoleza Rice declared...
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Thanks folks!
I'm another year older but w.............what was I going to say?
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..a meteorite crashes into a Duncan Donuts across the street and Godzilla rises from the stack of wrecked police cruisers and donuts and begins to..
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..pineapples and Pygmys with..
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..added a twist of lemon and downed the whole concoction. He then started metamorphosing into a giant green..
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..a big purple dinosaur who all the small children loved. Which caused the bartender to pull out a gun and..
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can anyone help with
how i do new post on line?
Do you mean start a new topic?
If so theres a New Topic tab up in the right corner of a threads page.
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the Political Party for the Perpetuation of Purple Pleated Pants Party, also known as the 7P. Their secret plot is to ....
..take over the group they were expeled from the People's Political Party for the Perpetuation of Prewashed Polyester Purple Pleated Pants. All the members of the splinter group from the 9P's had a lisp which casued them to spit excessively and so they were told...
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..Oprah hoping she would back them and their political party The....
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..cotton candy and a case of Budwiser as they are headed to a Super Bowl Kids Party and they want..
Never Ending Story
in Creative Expression & Cultural Arts
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..he didn't notice the pair of handcuffs Alice had hidden in her...